Fuck the police, and grammar.

CUNT is the national team of the world famous (and deleted) Major League Colms (Doritos and Mountain Dew). We play pro, MLG level Cunter Strike Global Offensive.

Rules - 5 strikes in 1 hour and your out. (10 strikes for the leader)
Rule 1 : Never shit in a public toilet. (2 strikes)(A MCshit doesn't count))
Rule 2 : Never move and shoot at the same time. (1 strike)
Rule 3 : Never blow your load too early. (1 strike)
Rule 4 : Never get high on your own supply. (1 strike)
Rule 5 : Never forget rules 1-4. (1 strike)
Rule 6 : Never forget rule 5. (1 strike)
Rule 7 : Never in the bible does it say that Jesus wasn't a velociraptor. (Not acknowledging this is 1 strike)
Rule 8 : When in doubt - whack it out. (1 strike)
Rule 9 : Never dig straight down (1 strike)
Rule 10 : Rules are there to be broken. (Note acknowledging this is 1 strike)*
Rule 11 : Never speak of people who break rule 1 (2 strikes)
Rule 12 : Never speak of rule 13 (3 strikes)
Rule 14 : George, don't kill the joke (1 strike)
Rule 15 : When making rules always make them in multiples of 5 (1 strike)
Rule 16 : Two Harams make a Halal. (1 Strike)
Rule 17 : Remember, Robin Day is gay (1 Strike)
Rule 18 : You have to try something before you can have an option of it (3 Strike)
Rule 19 : 4 is now a multiple of 5 (1 Strike for not acknowledging that)
*Rule 14 is not included in this, never break this rule.

Ingredients For The Cameron Strat On CS:GO (Warning May Contain Salt):

1. Slowly go from the front of the group to the back.
2. Wait for them to push, even if they have the bomb.
3. If they say you are "baiting" , just say you are watching behind.
4. Wait for team mate to get shot and say "Oh you got REKT".
5. Go shoot the guy who was shooting him. ( step 4 and 5 are interchangable)
6. Pick up the bomb off the dead teammates after they try to push.
7. Kill already tagged enemies. ( If Lucky)
8. Plant bomb.
9.Clutch or not. (But atleast you can try and get some kills and more importantly POINTS.)
10. < Villa accoriding to Cameron. Note this was after selling Benteke.
11. Have more points than entry fraggers and people who push, which is BS as most of your kills are made AFTER the round has been lost, then say you are better than them.
12. Cry when people say you bait and point whore.
14. Then If you need too add "I don't care" Or "I don't give A FUCK".
16. Any teammate who gets a kill or an enemy kill on you is lucky.
17. Any time you kill a teammate you simply do a retrated fake laugh and say "YOU GOT REKT".
18. Criticize EVERY SINGLE THING your teammates do and never shutting the fuck up during clutches.
19. If you are feeling particularly hungry, you can add only buying pistols or force buying every round, so that when you lose you can say "Well I haven't brought a rifle the whole game".
20.Villa