We are the DirtyBodies

We are bodies that are dirty. Dirty bodies in short. The opposite of a clean body. Don't call us "unwased bodies" nor "dirty people", simply Dirty Bodies!
Thing is, if you stop washing youself, a dirty body is the inevetable outcome. You may not want that to happen, but that does not stop it from being the case. A Dirty Body is how we want to live. This is our way of life. Washing is for whimps and so are those pesky people who look down on us for smelling on a loaded bus (MY GOD IT'S NOT MY FAULT THAT YOUR KID PUKED SHARON!) We are proud no-shower-owning-people.

Also:Soap is our greatest enemy! >:@ REEEE


Some DirtyJokes:

Q: Why don't orphans play baseball?
A: They don't know where home is

Q: How do you circumcise a hillbilly?
A: Kick his sister in the jaw.

Q: Why do men get their great ideas in bed?
A: Because their plugged into a genius!

Q: How do you get a nun pregnant?
A: Dress her up as an alter boy.

Q: What has got two legs and bleeds?
A: Half a dog!

....you get the gist.

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