Praised be the name of our Lord and Savior Kazotsky

We are gathered here under the Great House of our Lord Kazotsky. He has given us an eternal motion that fills the many voids that occupy the hearts of numerous troubled mercenaries. It is with great pleasure that I, Pope Harold Enfeild IV, do welcome you to his gracious home. Please, do not sit. Instead crouch and engage the dance of our people, and you too can feel the great pleasures of our Lord. So rejoice with me my brothers and sisters. Allow yourselves to become whole and pure within our great Lord's presence.

Now for the Prayer of our Lord:

We welcome our Lord Kazotsky,
May his mind and body fill ours.
When first we feel the rythm in our legs,
And our ears elate with your hymns.
Only then are we pure,
Only then are we whole.
Lord Kazotsky,
May you forever kick,
In the Eternal Union.

If you are having troubles finding your faith, or fitting in amongst your fellow Kazotskians. Consult with either I, Pope Harold Enfeild IV, Bishop Rouge, our Sword of the Faith McFly, or Peist Disaster. We wish to make you welcome in our gracious lord's home!