Beginners guide to T: The ultimate consonant, our lord and Saviour

>T's son, t, died for your sins and spelling errors.
>T has an evil twin brother, the Antichrist ㅜ
>Vowels are evil, but good and evil must coexist to create harmony
>T has been worshiped as far back as ancient Greece, where he was known as τ. Since he created teh universe he has obviously really existed for much longer.
>T created the Alphabet in 6 days, resting on teh seventh.
>T is Omnipotent and all knowing

The Ten Commandments of T

1. Thou shalt have no other gods before me.
2. Thou shalt not troll.
3. Thou shalt sexually pleasure yourself daily.
4. Thou shalt disrespect Anon's opinion.
5. Thou shalt pray to T at least once every leap year
6. Thou shalt huehuehue on the seventh day as your lord huehuehue'd.
7. Thou shalt use proper grammar.
8. Thou shalt not repost.
9. Thou shalt not take the letter of the Lord thy God in vain
10. Thou shalt not post porn outside NSFW

If you follow these rules, once you die, you will be sent to Paradise, where T shall grant you infinite thumbs. Should you ignore these, you will burn, showered in red thumbs until you get banned.