Who needs automatic shotguns? Who needs an inaccurate piece of garbage made out of mostly wood?

Not me! And neither do you!

Time to invest in the beauty of the Remington 870 Marine Magnum! Who needs wood when you have the sleek sexiness of the Chrome Shotgun?

That sleazy piece of garbo that we call the "Pump Shotgun" is simply worse! Sure, it has better damage, but guess what it lacks? Accuracy! The Chrome Shotgun rewards skilled players who are accurate! You don't need that damage boost if you're accurate enough!

Now come on, let's skeet hunters, crown witches, punish jockeys and chargers, and snipe smokers with our shotgun. But not any shotgun...

Feel this way and this passionate about the Chrome Shotgun? Join the official "Chrome Shotgun Lovers Club"! (Trademark pending)