You want to know the secret of the cheese ripple but you can't (yet)

Just to clarify the secret does exist. However, it is only known by a chosen few, namely the players Peradon (the great) and Dirk Gently (the great). It is also known by some idiotic guy who looks like a waffle and plays PC games, but doesnt know what Steam is (!?).

The secret is a matter of great and supreme importance, and must be protected AT ALL COSTS. As a reward for your great service, members will be given valuable clues about the secret, and when the time is right (i.e. when we have loads of members, so invite everyone) the secret will be revealed in a huge and potentially apocalyptic ceremony.

When told he could not know the secret the legendary player El Presidente said "I dont really give a [insert 'boop' sound here] about the cheese ripple", he is considered a heretic for his false words. However, he has been forgiven and is now allowed in the group. Of course he wants to know, everyone does.

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THE CLUE (finally)

December 13, 2010 - Cosmic Murloc | 1 Comments

we can safely say the time has come to relase a clue, so here it is:

the secret of the cheese ripple is kept in a location relevent to its contents. It is gaurded with utmost secrecy and seen only by a few poeple. That place is where time as we know it begins.

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December 12, 2010 - Cosmic Murloc | 0 Comments

We are 100% certain that we can release a clue soon (for security reasons)

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Multishorts May 16, 2014 @ 11:47am

It's been another two years and I'm still none the wiser :(

El Presidente (RIP Lester) Sep 6, 2012 @ 11:32am

I agree with the many talking shorts

Multishorts May 18, 2012 @ 3:37am

I still don't know the secret, it's been approaching two years since I joined the brotherhood!! Surely for my loyal membership I deserve a clue? Maybe some sort of preperation for the final revelation as I understand this sort of information cannot be given to an unprepared mind. Train me masters!

El Presidente (RIP Lester) Nov 12, 2010 @ 8:21am

liam you know you love gibralter XD

Liam Nov 11, 2010 @ 12:36pm

1. Cheese ripple? What sort of cac is this? lol 2. Gibraltar of all places! and 3. Security reasons? I mean come on, this is taking steam rp a little too far! 4. Maybe you should tell me this so called secret, so I can better understand your approach... ;)