Creatures Having A Badass Apocolypes.

Now this is the story all about how
My wallet got emptied, turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute just sit right there
I'll tell you how I bought every game i could and it wasn't fair.

In west Iowa born and raised
On the computer where I spent most of my days
Questing, fighting, Collecting lots of jewels
And all shooting some noobs looking like a fool.
When a couple of bros, they were up to no good
Started trolling up all up in my neighborhood
I lost one little fight and my mom got scared
And said "You're ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ little ♥♥♥♥♥, get the hell out of here."

I loaded up my steam and when it turned on, the
main screen said "Holiday Sale" and it had PAYDAY: the heist on sale!
If anything I could say that this deal was rare
But I thought nah, forget it, i'll buy it, who cares?
I pulled out of my wallet, about 7 or 8
And I yelled to my mommy, "YO' HOMES, BUY THIS FOR ME"
Looked at my wallet, it was finally there,
completely empty, and it wasn't even fair.