The Truth About 9/11

In 1542, Charlie Daniels was born. It wasn't until 1640 that he got his Vampiric powers and ascended to immortality. After releasing many hit southern rock albums straight out of Nashville (A city he founded in the 1700s under the alias Crosby Nash, influencing the hit folk act Crosby, Still, and Nash), Charlie realized his popularity was dwindling come 1994, and after Kurt Cobain died, he knew what he had to do. He sent 20 of the best session musicians from the upper Nashville area onto four different planes, using his vampiric and southern man powers to turn them into the most unsouthern race of all: Muslims. He founded al-Qaeda, as referenced in his unreleased track "I founded al-Qaeda (Shhh)", and we know the rest. He told this true story in another unreleased track, "Those Planes of Mine" and "It's Raining Businessmen", also known as "Those Planes (Reprise)".

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