Give em a Bussdown

Effective immediately, the administration is initiating a mandatory compliance audit on all casual operations, because hanging out with the squad is no longer an off-the-clock activity—it is a high-stakes corporate flex. Moving forward, all voice channel attendance requires a verified proof of luxury, meaning your microphone must actively pick up the sound of heavy diamond chains clinking against your desk every time you lean in to speak. We have noticed a severe deficit in visual wealth during our casual wind-down sessions, and let it be known that any member caught joining the lounge with standard, un-iced energy or a baseline tax bracket mindset will be immediately removed by security and sent back to the public lobbies. If your screen is not experiencing severe glare from the volume of VVS baguettes reflecting off your setup while we talk absolute nonsense, you are officially bringing down the squad's net worth. Show up iced out, keep the wrist heavy, or do not show up at all.