All hail the dark Ogrelord

We are his servants, his people, his brogres. We do what Shrek tells us, we want to please shrek. We pray to shrek every night before bed, thanking him for the life we've been given.

Shrek is love we say, Shrek is life.

We shall destroy every last drecking farquaad in the universe, even if we have to destroy all of Duloc. We shall bring others into our order of Shrektasticness, and bring them into the onion colored light. Even if it means we must maim and destroy to achieve our goal.

We shall do everything we can to achieve our goal.