Gonna rock your effin' socks

Here are some FACTS about the group:

1. Seal Team 6 members WISH they were members of Big Panda.

2. We literally eat Green Berets for breakfast. It's disgusting.

3. Chuck Norris, Bruce Lee, Nicholas Cage, Mike Myers, Adam Sandler, and Jackie Chan all applied for membership. Only Cage was accepted; love that guy.

4. I can do 100 one-arm pushups; just don't ask me to.

5. The U.S. told us to take out EVERY SINGLE MEMBER of the North Korean military at once, but called it off while they were in our scopes.

6. All Big Panda members have a strict diet of bamboo and our own feces.

7. Big Panda isn't the tip of the spear. It's so far beyond the tip of the spear that it loops around the earth so much it looks like it's the butt of the spear.

8. Every member is required to know how to kill a man with an eyelash.

9. I once ate a bug live sloth bear.

10. Even british hunters can't kill us.