This is a shrine to the Best General Player, Ricardu

"I am the best general player" -Ricardu 2017

It was a dark day, there was no hope. But out of nowhere the BEST GENERAL PLAYER joined from South Africa. He inspired us with his motovational speech. He said "I am the BEST GENERAL PLAYER" he got us to give him all of our items. We obeyed as we knew the BEST GENERAL PLAYER was the best player in the world. He went out into the battlefield in shining armour after taking everything that we own. As he went into the battlefield he... erm... he died pretty quickly... We tried to run and save him but nothing that we could do would bring the BEST GENERAL PLAYER back. We were crying in our little shack when all of a sudden. The BEST GENERAL PLAYER respawned! He said in his BEST GENERAL VOICE "Fear not my 'friends' I was killed by 'a reach hacker' I am still the BEST GENERAL PLAYER" and we said "But sir he was right in front of you" the BEST GENERAL PLAYER said "OH IT MUST HAVE BEEN THIS GOD DAMN PING, LAGGY SERVER!!!!!!!" then we said "But sir you weren't lagging" and he said "Oh it must have been that hobo who assembled my PC incorectly" Despite all of this the BEST GENERAL PLAYER got up and took all our items, we offered him everything from our seamon to our dead gerbils. He ran back out to battle in his newly made BEST GENERAL ARMOUR he pulled back his Power 5, Flame 1, Unbreaking 2 Minecraft bow and shot at somebody but to his surprise he missed his target at point blank, unluckily his arrow hit his BEST GENERAL DELIVERY MAN who was delivering his 5 litre shipment of vinegar for his breakfast tomorrow. This made BEST GENERAL PLAYER very upset he pulled out his BEST GENERAL FLASHBANG wearing his very fashionable BEST GENERAL OVEN GLOVES in the background we heard a cry of a man saying "shit gloves!!!" this made BEST GENERAL PLAYER very unhappy nevertheless he continued and said "don't worry team i will flash them" then everything went white from the BEST GENERAL PLAYER shitty team flashes. When we finally regained our sight and hearing we noticed that the BEST GENERAL PLAYER was dead. We don't know how he died but we do have some idea as he had a usb (dildo) up his ass. We managed to recover most of the data from the dildo. It had an aimbot software it was called "aimbot dolphin maker 9000". We found the website he got it from it said that it can transform even the WORST GENERAL PLAYER into a graceful dolphin capable of wrecking all noobs in gmod when combined with water and a rifle. This is the story of the BEST GENERAL PLAYER.

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