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I realized I make a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ of ♥♥♥♥♥♥ up stories at school when asked to make a story. So I decided to share it with all you kool katz and dawgz. (I am not held responsible for your sanity being kept intact)

INVITE YOUR FRIENDS TO SHARE THE INSANITY THAT IS MY STORIES, TELL YOUR GRANDMA, TELL YOUR MOM, TELL YOUR FRIENDS, JUST DON'T TELL YOUR DAD, OR ELSE HE'LL GIVE U SPANKINS

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bird's cool story

September 30, 2014 - My peppercheese chickenblast | 0 Comments

there was this rad lookin bird ok it was blue and white. pretty sweet. i walked up to it and i pet it but it said to me "you're not perfect" and then i went home and thought about it forever as i ate my peanut butter and marshmallow fluff sandwich

STORY TIME WITH DAD, AKA HOW I MET YOUR MOTHER

September 29, 2014 - Goon | 0 Comments

I MET YOUR MOTHER IN THE RAIN. SHE IS DEAD. SHE THEN GAVE BIRTH TO YOU AND YOUR CHILDREN. YOUR CHILDREN ARE ADOPTED AND THEY ARE TECHNICALLY YOUR BROTHER AND SISTER. AND THAT IS HOW I MET YOUR MOTHER. WHO IS DEAD. AGAIN. GO ASK YOUR MOM IF THIS REALLY HAPPENED. BY DIGGING UP HER CORPSE. SERIOUSLY.

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