Temp HQ for the Team

I might not be a walrus, but the dedication you're putting into becoming one is nothing short of beautiful. Speak to me, Walrus-lad, and tell me the ways that I can assist you in your quest of Walritude.

Hello, I am currently 15 years old and I want to become a walrus. I know there’s a million people out there just like me, but I promise you I’m different. On December 14th, I’m moving to Antartica; home of the greatest walruses. I’ve already cut off my arms, and now slide on my stomach everywhere I go as training. I may not be a walrus yet, but I promise you if you give me a chance and the support I need, I will become the greatest walrus ever. If you have any questions or maybe advice, just inbox me.