Bring back the Redcoats

Once this world saw the greatest army ever, the redcoats, they roamed the earth invading who they wanted including that ♥♥♥♥-stain known as America. They did what they want, when they wanted to, however, that all changed when the army decided to opted to go for a different colour. This world has gone too long with out the redcoats, if you decided to join this group you will be given a crate of tea and a Indian slave. If there is any rebalious acts such as throwing the tea in the sea, you will be kicked straight away.

6 facts about the redcoats that you never heard (number 6 will shock you)

1.They liked tea.
2.They invaded 9/10 countries.
3.Their dongs were as big as their rifles.
4.Americans thought they beat Britain in battle when in reality Britain didn't want to make America cry too hard.
5.America is built from rebellious Brits.
6.They wore red.