War declared on Earth!

The Martian Army needs loyal Martians to spill the blood and other fluids of Earthlings, as well as dirty Neptunians and heathen Titans!

FLY amazing saucers through space (and time!)

SEE grand sights, such as sea beams off the shoulders of Orion

TOIL in the mines of Olympus Mons, to try and find our dear Emperors robotic brain, buried long ago by the TRECHEROUS NEPTUNIANS

TASTE your own blood, if you do not bow and submit to the whims of Viceroy Tharsus Tholus!

If you join now you will be guaranteed* the following:

5+ Acres of land on Titan, Mimas, or Rhea pending successful invasion of Saturn.

Your pick of any large aquatic mammal for domestication or consumption, pending successful invasion of Earth (first come first serve)

A free Portia pending the successful invasion of Uranus.

So please, enlist in the Army of Mars today! And do not forget to forcibly recruit your friends and loved ones!

MARS FOREVER!

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