Originally posted by Profile:

I've got money to invest, I'm thinking I will either invest it in a car and commit insurance fraud or buy a gun to also commit insurance fraud.

I thought about investing in the stock market but then I remembered I could commit insurance fraud.

have you tried meth?

I am here to help I am a doctor. Try taking your right hand, clenching your fist as tightly as you can, then aggressively fist your asshole until your elbow is up to your ass-cheeks. Also you are gay!

You owe me $400,000