Looking for financial advice

[Profile]

I've got money to invest, I'm thinking I will either invest it in a car and commit insurance fraud or buy a gun to also commit insurance fraud.

I thought about investing in the stock market but then I remembered I could commit insurance fraud.

[Profile]

Hey, this is totally unrelated but does anyone know any good insurance company ?

[Harfleur]

Buy a car and gun to commit hit and runs, robberies, tax evasion, and insurance fraud.

Originally posted by Profile:

Hey, this is totally unrelated but does anyone know any good insurance company ?

My ass has it's own insurance company, I heard it can save you 15%

[rage]

I think you should buy an insurance company and give insurance to someone you know, then you sell the company and then split 50/50 with the insurance fraud plan :)

[rage]

Originally posted by Profile:

I've got money to invest, I'm thinking I will either invest it in a car and commit insurance fraud or buy a gun to also commit insurance fraud.

I thought about investing in the stock market but then I remembered I could commit insurance fraud.

You can always become a politician that's the best insurance you may have ..

[Profile]

Originally posted by PeraBera:

Buy a car and gun to commit hit and runs, robberies, tax evasion, and insurance fraud.

Well that's new, I didn't know tax evasion was illegal, I mean maybe I should have realized it when the IRS repo'ed my stuff each month, but jokes on them it was all stolen anyway.

Originally posted by pink panties:

I think you should buy an insurance company and give insurance to someone you know, then you sell the company and then split 50/50 with the insurance fraud plan :)

Good thinking, don't have enough money for that yet but I just got a payment from the insurance company, after a short reflection I'm thinking I'll just be able to buy just enough gas to go to another insurance company and commit insurance fraud again.

And who knows, maybe one day I'll be able to accomplish my wildest dreams, like being able to afford a full tank of gas with current prices.

[Maxim]

Originally posted by Profile:

Hey, this is totally unrelated but does anyone know any good insurance company ?

Fishing helps ease my mind. It's kinda like having Liberty Mutual.They customize your car insurance, so you only pay for what you need.

"Liberty, Liberty, Liberty, Liberty"

[Martensoft Global Outreach™]

i need five vitcioin

[Chet Hanx]

Originally posted by Profile:

I've got money to invest, I'm thinking I will either invest it in a car and commit insurance fraud or buy a gun to also commit insurance fraud.

I thought about investing in the stock market but then I remembered I could commit insurance fraud.

have you tried meth?

[Profile]

Originally posted by Chet Hanx:

Originally posted by Profile:

I've got money to invest, I'm thinking I will either invest it in a car and commit insurance fraud or buy a gun to also commit insurance fraud.

I thought about investing in the stock market but then I remembered I could commit insurance fraud.

have you tried meth?

Hell no, that stuff is bad for you, instead of something synthetic I'd rather use something natural like essential oils, organically grown gmo-free arabica coffee, or cocaine.

[Harfleur]

Originally posted by Profile:

Originally posted by Chet Hanx:

have you tried meth?

Hell no, that stuff is bad for you, instead of something synthetic I'd rather use something natural like essential oils, organically grown gmo-free arabica coffee, or cocaine.

Return of the King

[Lady Bird †]

You invest in real estate.

You pull loans to buy land & build property then move qualified peasants in to pay rent.

This is the only way I know how to tangibly invest & be self employed on passive income.