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December 23, 2016 - Angelicat | 0 Comments

Cherish your loved ones you never know when they might get into futanari like nutweave

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July 20, 2010 - Angelicat | 4 Comments

10 years from now, it will be a quiet morning and you will be having your favorite coffee, Peets, with a side of bagel. Out of nowhere, your 6 year old son will run up to you, trying to drag you somewhere. As you reluctantly leave your seat, you will find him dragging you to the PC. You recognize a familiar picture on the screen, yet not being entirely sure what it is. Your son will ask you, "hey dad, what's heroes of newerth, and how come you got your ass stormed and went 0 and 24 against this other guy on their team who is 30 and 1". As you try to make out the name of that person, you suddenly remember him and mumble the words to yourself.

"Negiva"

You shed a tear, pat your son on the head, and manage a small grin on your face. As your son sits there confused, you finally find it in yourself to let him know what's on your mind.

"Son, that is the greatest friend any man could have. I hope one day you will forge a friendship as strong as the one I did that fateful summer. Yet at the same time, realize that nothing lasts forever, and like the seasons changing, even friendships like these will fade to nothing."

You turn to him and smile once more, before leaving the room. Your son however, still sat there confused, realizing that you completely skipped the question he asked about why you got destroyed, before coming to the conclusion that you are just complete shit. From then on, he would lose any sort of respect for you and never talk to you again. He ends up being a drug dealer.

Goodbye Altima, I hope you remember me.