Come my brothers! Bask in the divine GLORY that is LEFT4DEAD! We shall slay the infidelic zombie hordes (before the die off screen when left too long. True facts) like a farmer slices through the virginal barley stalks! We shall fill them with such transcendental fervor that their very ESSANCE shall BOIL like barley in stainless steel brewing vats! We shall DRAIN those unwashed zombie masses of life blood and ichor as we would drain a cool glass of John Smith's Extra Smooth™ or some other godly beverage that uses the fermentation of barley as it's base, CONSISTENCY is everything!

SO COME YE BROTHERS OF YORE! L4D! SOON! MAYBE THE WEEKEND, I DON'T KNOW!