FIGHTING TO SAVE THE WOR-PLANET EARTH

In a world where almost every Superhero team name in existence is copyrighted....

A group of desperate, uncreative superheroes join forces....

This is that group.

Hey, we're ALPTSFIMP [], specialized superheroes who rescue those in need from evil forces, such as
(list of villains we've defeated/beat the living sheep out of)
(Some) Homework
Angry Bank Manager
A top hat
Politics
Midget talking friendship horses
Overlord Underpants (our arch nemesis)

You might've heard of us. We travel far and wide (in the back of our minivan), working tirelessly to make the world a better place. However, there have been a few unsavoury rumors around lately that I'd like to take moment to disprove. Yes, it's true our toilet room doesn't have a light, so you either have to bring a torch or hope for the best. Yes, it's true we're in a little of a financial debacle. But the strength of a hero doesn't come from his powers or his equipment, and no, not even his financial status. It comes from the strength of his heart. So remember, if you ever need a superhero team to save the world...

Call someone else. We're massive pansies.




MEMBERS:
Raidiancie - Team Leader (the awesome one) - Super speed in slow motion
Ranbewdersh - Human Shield - Bullet attraction