Calling 8C

I just ate a lot at christmas
Now there is just one more thing I need.
Somethings boiling in my rectum
I just hope it doesn't bleed.
[Oh]
I just want to dump this load
Or my colon will explode.
[Explode]

Make my wish come true
[Whats the wish?!]
All I want for Christmas isnt pooooooooooo.
[Baaaby]

I always eat too much at Christmas
The snow outside is falling down.
Got my pants around my ankles
Turning snow yellow and brown.
[Brown]
I just want to squeeze this out
Ate enough to give me gout.

Make my wish come true
OH BABY ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS ISN'T POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Thank you Thank you.
I will have more parodies of songs later just ask for an encore and I will put up another one.

[Wiener, wiener wiener, wiener wiener (continues in background)]
One wiener, next to another wiener
[Wiener, wiener wiener, wiener wiener (continues in background)]
Two wieners alongside yet another wiener
[Party, wiener party, wiener party, party party, wiener party, wiener wiener (continues in background)]
Soft wieners, nice and soft, non-erect wieners!
[Keep them flopping, flopping wieners, floppy floppy, dangle wieners, dangle dangle (continues in background)]
Five wieners in my face

Hey guys