Now you can welcome my pickle

In fact...

*Clears throat and starts talking in an old timey announcers voice
"Step right up folks and see the worlds smallest micro penis! We provide free magnifying glasses to all our customers! You get a magnifying glass! And you get a magnifying glass! Why is his penis so small and disfigured you might ask? Well even the country's best scientists are baffled from it. The leading theory is that Knifevil has cuckhold fantasies and wishes to watch his signifigent other(his body pillow) get pounded by a dude with a much larger penis than him, causing his tiny micro penis to shrivel up into something no larger than a raisin! Around here, we like to refer to him as the tiny raisin cuck! Only five dollars for a peek at this atrocity against God himself!

*Points at Jacob

"Why you look like a strapping young lad! Why don't you give this man a handjob and you'll soon come to realize his raisin ♥♥♥♥ does not grow! Truly a wonder to behold!"

For context, this guy hacked Matt's computer and stole $6,000 from him and then removed Matt from the group and made himself the leader. So i stand by everything I said here lol

I call being the micropenis

what the ♥♥♥♥ erik

Welcome Knifevils ♥♥♥♥, the samllest micropenis you'll ever see. He gets paid to sit around at circuses with his pants down, while people come and gawk at how tiny his freakishly small ♥♥♥♥ is.

Yee