"im silver 2 but i swear i play like a dmg"

Do you take competitive way too seriously? Do you talk mad shit on everyone on your team for even the most minuscule reasons? Do you sarcastically slow clap when one of your teammates doesn't win a 1v5 clutch regardless of your retardedly low K/D? If you answered yes to any of these questions, Then the Slow Clap Gang is the group for you! Here at Slow Clap Gang headquarters, none of our members are welcome here and they're the ones responsible for why I'm still sliver 2 and not me, because my 3 kills shows that I should be a global elite by now. We believe in equal opportunities for all players, meaning that we will invite you to a game even if you're unranked (but it's all your fault if we lose! What, when did we ever say that you could play with us?). We also believe that the AK-47 is the worst gun in CS:GO and the only good guns in the game are the ones you didn't use when you lost the last round. So why are you still sitting there you cock mongering silver fuck? Come see us at Slow Clap Gang and we'll be more than happy to shoot you in the head at spawn!