Today on Bottom Gear

Tonight on, gear


Cars

I still my stupid neighbours Ford Focus

Hammond gets kidnapped by drug lords in Cambodia

And James gives into the voices



This weeks sponsors is Bosé yeah, check them out right proper headphones


Hi on Top Gear ♥♥♥♥ cars


Jams my fellow Colleague Object of the Bottom Gear Team


I miss my wife


Okay lads, now it's time for the news


look at this car mates


When this baby hits 141 Kilometers per hour yer you're gonna see some serious ♥♥♥♥♥ mate


Blimey, the shpeed's giving me a roight proper aneurysm, gettin' real hard to drive the cah mate


stig will now drive the fast car


*unidentifiable burping sounds*


Tonight we have an exloosive look on the cyber-

Stig crashed James


*muffled screaming*


*inhales*, oi James mate you got to perform the exhalation of this rare crack cocain


cockcockcockcock


I'm dabbing on them ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hates James


Olright mates listen to this yeah

*james playing a sad flute solo*


HAMMOND, help me I'm above your house mate


our challenge today: buy car for 823¥ and drive from wigan to north korea


That's a bit shtewpid innit


Hammock, Hammock look at this car I just got for 20 quid


How about we rev one for the lads watching?


*crash sounds*


I think I revved one too much I hope we're insured


Oi blokes exhaust foome taste kinda funny yeah


Hammond idiot broke car crash in field agai n?


Hamme oi we need more boofé yeah

I'm adic ted


Bottom Gear the game comming to the console in 20 Minutes


This is the new Lambo Middle I was telling you about Jam

Don't care mate


Cocku


Today we will be rev-

Today we will be r-

Today we will r-

♥♥♥♥


2001 Chevy Highlander


She took the bluddy kids Jermy

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Hammock


*inhales*

'ery noice


Don't care mate