THE RED CIRCULAR MAN OF VICTORY SHALL SEIZE THE DAY

So here we are once again, instead of going to the beach, we are shoved with pictures of beach themed items in the form of cards! Like the color of a burning hot... hotdog, we shall blind our other colored enemies with the powers of friendship! Ironic as that previous statement sounds, we will show no mercy, as we drown our enemies in their own.. fruit punch? Okay, enough of that! Though the other pigments may laugh at our current feats, we will stop at nothing to expend our own wallets for this meaningless battle of stereotypes!

Invite all your reddish friends to this majestic conquest of total complete uselessness!