I just got BAMMED, what happens now!?

So you just got BAMMED! Not to worry, its not the end of the world or anything like that. You don't have to uninstall, see a doctor, a lawyer or even slap your momma. This is just a word, a word used to identify the type of beating you just recieved by those lovely gentlemen. Who enjoy giving bam's to those who qualify. Those who qualify are as follows:

1.Not learning the same attack over and over and over again when a restart occurs after your team is wiped....you my friends are major noobs.

2.You probably are a inconsiderate jerk who runs out early before the other team loads and fails to restart when a reasonable request for your poor sports manship action...shame on you!

3.You push those tampons in real deep and corner up. The cheapest way and boring and just not fun way to play. Corning up, the ladies way to play.

4.Last but not least, you enter the back room in No Mercy 4th map while waiting for the elevator and sit in the Twi-Hard room(surgery room). That room is for Jacob fans only. That room is a haunted. Consequences as you now know are severe. You have been WARNED! Don't do it again. Play it like men.

So you now know why you've been bammed. We hope you will learn from your mistakes in order to better yourself as a teammate, player, and overall human being. Enjoy the rest of your gaming days. Remember the BAM! motto- HAVE FUN!

Sincerely - BAM TEAM

p.s. Aimbot and DDS attacks will force the hand of The Great And Powerful Gaben. We will write a letter to your mother, ban, block, and gaben is our father.