1:A Bro shall not gaze at a naked Bro.
2: Bro will not sleep with another Bro’s sister. However, a Bro is allowed to be vocal about her level of attractiveness.
3:Even in a fight to the death a Bro never punches another Bro in the groin.
4:A Bro is not required to remember another Bro’s birthday.
5:A Bro will make any and all effort to provide his Bro with a condom when they score.
6:A Bro shows up to a party with at least one more unit of alcohol than they plan to drink.
7:If a Bro asks another Bro to keep a secret he shall take that secret to his grave.
8:A Bro shall not damage another Bro’s chances to score.
9:A Bro is never vegan.
10:Every Bro knows a Bro who is the worlds best at something.
11:When a Bro learns another Bro has been in a traffic accident, they must first ask what condition the car is in.
12:When hosting, a Bro orders enough pizza for all his Bros.
13:A Bro shall seek no revenge if they pass out around their Bros and wake up to find their body covered in drawings and shaving foam.
14:It is never acceptable for a Bro to sleep with another Bro’s ex without their say so.
15:A Bro always admits when they farted
16:A Bro will always verify another Bro’s story when they are trying to score.
17:f your team beats your Bro’s team you have 24 hours to rub it in
18:If a Bro finds his Bro’s girlfriend repulsive, they shall not say anything until they have broken up.
19:A Bro never gives another Bro the silent treatment.
20:A Bro always has his Bro’s back
21:Women can also be a Bro.
22:All Bros are required to take turns as the ‘designated driver.
23:A Bro DOES NOT choose his own nickname. A nickname, good or bad, is bestowed upon you by your fellow Bros.
24: A Bro of a Bro is a Bro to you.
25:When a Bro has a kid his Bros become honourary uncles.
26:A Bro does not allow his Bro to drunk dial or text his ex.
27:Bros pay for their dates.
28:Bros don’t touch another Bro’s drink without express permission.
29:A Bro does not ♥♥♥♥-block another Bro for any reason
30:At a Bro’s funeral, all other Bros toast with the deceased’s drink of choice.
31:When a Bro wants to do something stupid, you film it.
32:ALL conversations between Bros are subject to “Bro to Bro confidentiality”.
33.A Bro does not dare or challenge another bro to do anything they wouldn’t try themselves.
34.A Bro never leaves another Bro behind.
35. A Bro never makes eye-contact with another Bro while eating a banana.
36.When playing or responding to a prank, a Bro’s car is off limits.
37.If you catch your Bro’s partner cheating you immediately tell your Bro regardless of any ♥♥♥♥-storm that may arise.
38:If a Bro wins a trophy that can be used as a cup they will drink alcohol out of it as soon as possible.
39:Bros only comment on a fellow Bro’s fashion choice if that choice will affect their ability to get laid.
40:If a Bro injures themselves while lifting weights, fellow Bros will add more weights before getting help.