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《Easy Red 2》: A "Genius" Developer's Cash-Grab Scam~~
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1. Enemy AI Got a Bullseye Fetish? More Like Digital Brainrot
So-called "realistic WWII simulator" my ass. The moment you peek out, every ♥♥♥♥ within 500 yards instantly forgets their own damn troops, cover, and basic survival instincts – like rabid dogs fixated on YOUR head. "Realistic battlefield"? More like a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ shooting gallery where YOU’RE the clay pigeon! Did developer Marco Amadei steal his AI code from a 2005 Burger King flash game?
2. "90% Solo Dev"? Pull the Other One, Mate!
Marco’s crying "I did 90% alone!" – cute sob story, but we paid REAL cash for this dumpster fire. If this ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ of glitchy netcode, PS2-tier graphics, and cheat-infested PVP is "solo dev brilliance," then I’m the damn Pope. And where’s that sweet cash flowing? Not into fixes, that’s for damn sure. Dude’s too busy jerking himself off in update notes while hackers run wild!
3. Graphics Suck? Whatever. But These Controls Are Straight-up GARBAGE
Looks like it crawled out of a 2003 bargain bin? Fine, we’ll swallow that "indie game" pill. But these controls? Turning feels like steering a semi-truck on ice. Vaulting over sandbags? Like your granny climbing stairs. Reloading? Might as well be defusing a nuke! And the UI’s practically trolling you – ammo counter? Nah. Map logic? Guesswork. Squadmates? Either window-licking morons or suicidal lemmings.
4. Raked in Cash Then Ghosted? "Optimization" Ain’t in His Vocabulary
Game blew up, wallets got emptied... so where’s the damn polish? Nope! Marco’s too busy sniffing his own farts in those cringe-ass announcements calling minor tweaks "groundbreaking updates." Cheaters still run rampant, AI’s dumber than a bag of hammers, and the controls might as well be a WWE wrestling match with your keyboard. But sure, keep promising "future fixes" while your game’s held together by duct tape and prayers!
Verdict: A Half-Baked "Passion Project" That’s Just a Con Job
Marco’s hiding behind that "indie dev" fairy tale while peddling this broken mess. We didn’t buy a game – we funded this clown’s ego trip. Janky AI, controls that fight you, and pure developer apathy? This ain’t "indie spirit" – it’s a middle finger to gamers. If Marco gave half a damn, he’d quit the humble-brag circus and FIX. HIS. GAME.
TL;DR: Wanna play "Human Piñata Simulator 2023" with AI that treats you like their personal dartboard? Grab Easy Red 2 – the digital equivalent of waterboarding your patience!
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A few minor questions
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Update v1.0.260
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Player numbers are down 20.5% already, this is worrying
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game is abandoned
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V2.3 Experimental is here!
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The Naughty Dwelf
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The Post Harris/Walz 2024 thread
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HYPER ϟ Rebel Yell
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Body disappears along with gun.
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the game is broken!!!!!
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Linux / Steam Deck compatibility for Dawn of War - Definitive Edition?
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