Why is Gabe Newell a God?

[Recon_GTX]

I had a dream about Gabe Newell. He was handing out steam sales to poor kids in Africa with Ebola. His figure was as radiant as the stars above. The poor kids were so happy. Then he rose and synced into the steam clouds and it rained steam sales all throughout my dream. Why is Gabe Newell a God?

[Black Blade]

Because its a good joke? and the internet loves that thing?
I mean i think some call Steve Jobs and Bill Gates also gods, as well as gouts and cats..
So to be honest, its just funny i guess..

[Kargor]

I don't even know who that is (and no, I don't care. I could probably look him up if I did).

However, such labels can be somewhat... subjective.

Maria: Everything's changing. A little while ago, most people went to bed thinking that the craziest thing in the world was a billionaire in a flying metal suit. Then aliens invade New York then were beaten back by, among others, a giant green monster, a costumed hero from the 40's, and a god.

Ward: I don't think Thor's technically a god.

Maria: Well, you haven't been near his arms.

They actually used the same joke again:

Coulson: I can't think of a single time when anything alien in human hands ended well.

Skye: Wouldn't mind getting my human hands on Thor. He's so dreamy...

Coulson: Sure, he's handsome, but-

May: No. He's dreamy.

[Kenny32673]

Mainly because: http://static.giantbomb.com/uploads/original/1/17345/2577810-5267485834-And%2BG.jpg

[DoomSplitter]

Escrito originalmente por Recon_GTX:

I had a dream about Gabe Newell. He was handing out steam sales to poor kids in Africa with Ebola. His figure was as radiant as the stars above. The poor kids were so happy. Then he rose and synced into the steam clouds and it rained steam sales all throughout my dream. Why is Gabe Newell a God?

Same.