Nobody will read my review so I Will Eat 1 Tablespoon of ketchup For Every Like this gets.

[Hexi]

Why are trash reviews like this allowed on steam and why do people keep giving them steam awards?

[Crazy Tiger]

You can report them, they do get taken down bu it often takes a loooooooooooong time.

[ShelLuser]

Why even bother to focus on what "others" do? That's your first mistake there and then, who cares?

It's not a competion, it's about sharing your views.

And if you ask me.. getting acknowledged at all should be someting to be appreciative off, yet here we are...

We all have a means to share our views, but that doesn't impy others have to go read that crap.

[lailaamell]

i expect you to post a photo of that
every like a new unique photo of eating ketchup

[cSg|mc-Hotsauce]

Escrito originalmente por lailaamell:

i expect you to post a photo of that
every like a new unique photo of eating ketchup

The OP isn't writing that in their own reviews. They are complaining about people that are writing that in their reviews.

[GGcake]

Yea reviews like that are terrible. Anyways, I will eat 1 table for every reward OP gets

[Phénomènes Mystiques]

When you come to Steam, you come into a whole group of children not adults, OP.

So things like this are to be expected.

[Horrorstruck]

Agreed.

[Breathe]

Escrito originalmente por Crazy Tiger:

You can report them, they do get taken down bu it often takes a loooooooooooong time.

Really? That's encouragi-- eh, sorta.

[miakisfan]

Escrito originalmente por The Incredible Magical Cupcake:

When you come to Steam, you come into a whole group of children not adults, OP.

So things like this are to be expected. :csd2smile:

That isn't quite true.

It is usually the people that others don't agree with that are regarded as children. I personally prefer to see it as misled, misinformed, or just plain ignorant.

Besides, I'd be willing to bet you think you're the only adult here which would likely make you the candidate for being called a child here. The arrogance alone of thinking everyone else is a child bears that out.

As for the topic itself ... One man's trash is another man's treasure. You aren't the only person who decides what is trash and what isn't. There's some more arrogance for you.

Side note: if you like ketchup then this really isn't a punishment.

[ペンギン]

The core problem begins with that, that those things aren't "reviews", but as long as they are positive....

To be honest, Hexi, subjective impressions (have read yours) aren't product "reviews" either as they do not reflect what is actually contained in the product or how it behaves. Moreover, "games" are just regular software and should be seen as such. The term "games" in this context only trivializes many things.

Unfortunately this can be applied on the majority of the so-called "product reviews" and writers on Steam. Valve is not entirely innocent of this. As are various developers.

[ducky]

they gotta prove us that they're actually doing it

[Darth Malgus]

i just saw 2 different people with the same comment on the same game, whats funny is that i thought, hey ill check out their other reviews and as i predicted, every review from both people are exactly the same thing..... makes me think that they are bot's for good review numbers

[Unn4m3d (♥AUT♥)]

Escrito originalmente por Crazy Tiger:

You can report them, they do get taken down bu it often takes a loooooooooooong time.

I've personally given up on reporting them. Same goes for guides.
I've reported a guide "How to start game" that had nothing other than a Meme picture.

Not even showing you how to start the game, as useless as this would be already.

That was.. 2 or 3 years ago? It's still there.

And, of course, showered with awards to encourage more of these.

[Angel]

Escrito originalmente por Unn4m3d (♥AUT♥):

Escrito originalmente por Crazy Tiger:

You can report them, they do get taken down bu it often takes a loooooooooooong time.

I've personally given up on reporting them. Same goes for guides.
I've reported a guide "How to start game" that had nothing other than a Meme picture.

Not even showing you how to start the game, as useless as this would be already.

That was.. 2 or 3 years ago? It's still there.

And, of course, showered with awards to encourage more of these.

Same. There are so many of them, I could literally spend my day reporting, for probably nothing in the end. It's a waste of time.

The crap content gets rewarded. The meaningful, well written guides and reviews don't. That's a fact. Hence why I very rarely write reviews and/or guides because again, I feel I waste my time.

[Pierce Dalton]

They don't take down reviews encouraging people to steal games, imagine this silly stuff.