Weird laws - Are you breaking them?

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Superfly Requiem 27 ENE 2013 a las 4:06 a. m.

All of these are true laws. Honestly.

In Ohio, it is illegal to get a fish drunk
In Florida, unmarried women who parachute on a Sunday could be jailed
In France, it is illegal to name a pig Napoleon
In Milan, it is a legal requirement to smile at all times, except funerals or hospital visits
In the UK, it is illegal to die in the Houses of Parliament
In Switzerland, a man may not relieve himself standing up after 10pm

So basically, If you go around to different countries with a drunk fish and a pig named Napoleon. And you only pee after 10pm while frowning and then die in the houses of parliament. You are a wanted multi-national criminal.

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DevNSS 27 ENE 2013 a las 9:53 p. m.

Publicado originalmente por Soulthief:
Publicado originalmente por Charles Stewart Parnell:
In Switzerland it is also a requierment to keep your military rifle at home after service. The current type is some kind of Sig Sauer; that is why Switzerland has the lowest criminal rates in Europe, maybe even the world.

That's the funny thing about switzerland, as soon as they got independent around sometime in the 1000's, There's a reason why noone dares to attack them.

Not even The Luftwaffe OR the Old Guard dared to tread swedish soil.

I HOPE YOU MEAN SWISS!!!!!

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Lily 27 ENE 2013 a las 10:02 p. m.

Publicado originalmente por Soulthief:
Not even The Luftwaffe OR the Old Guard dared to tread swedish soil.

Rather hard for an airforce to tread the soil of foreign nations.

The Luftwaffe did violate Swiss airspace regularly, however.

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Soully 27 ENE 2013 a las 10:10 p. m.

Publicado originalmente por NyÆsirDK1:
Publicado originalmente por Soulthief:
Publicado originalmente por Charles Stewart Parnell:
In Switzerland it is also a requierment to keep your military rifle at home after service. The current type is some kind of Sig Sauer; that is why Switzerland has the lowest criminal rates in Europe, maybe even the world.

That's the funny thing about switzerland, as soon as they got independent around sometime in the 1000's, There's a reason why noone dares to attack them.

Not even The Luftwaffe OR the Old Guard dared to tread swedish soil.
I HOPE YOU MEAN SWISS!!!!!

Yes, swiss, I often get the two mixed up

Publicado originalmente por Gustave5436:
Publicado originalmente por Soulthief:
Not even The Luftwaffe OR the Old Guard dared to tread swedish soil.
Rather hard for an airforce to tread the soil of foreign nations.

The Luftwaffe did violate Swiss airspace regularly, however.

Transverbally, you understood what I meant to say. And also, as much as the Germans Violated the Swiss Airspace, they still never conquered it. Hitler, their Leader, also stated that Trying to Attack switzerland was like Trying to attack a porcupine, and he sent his whole land army AROUND the Area.

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Lily 27 ENE 2013 a las 10:58 p. m.

Publicado originalmente por Soulthief:
Transverbally, you understood what I meant to say. And also, as much as the Germans Violated the Swiss Airspace, they still never conquered it. Hitler, their Leader, also stated that Trying to Attack switzerland was like Trying to attack a porcupine, and he sent his whole land army AROUND the Area.

This[upload.wikimedia.org] is a map of Europe.

Germany is the one which looks vaguely like Pac-Man, chewing on the Czech Republic in its eastern side.

France is the one to the south of the big island, poking Pac-Man in the lower back. Its capital, Paris, is to the west by northwest of their border with Germany.

Switzerland is the smallish landlocked country due south of that border.

If your version of Fall Gelb involves taking your panzers for a scenic detour through the mountains of Switzerland, in the process moving them even further from Paris, then you, sir, are valedictorian of Hitler's school of strategy.

Última edición por Lily; 27 ENE 2013 a las 10:59 p. m.

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Soully 28 ENE 2013 a las 9:06 a. m.

Well, Yes, I do Know Europe and it's countries, I already have a world map for such workings, But Albeit, The point of Switzerland Being Away from Paris and driving into the south of france Proves my... Perhaps Our.... Point even further.

Driving Away from the french capital, And all the times in history where one who does try attacking Switzerland gets sluaghtered, It seems to represent That Switzerland, attacking at all, Would be utterly Pointless.

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PentaPenta 28 ENE 2013 a las 9:11 a. m.

As humorous as this thread may have started, it has now become a mixture of political posting and flame-wars.

Última edición por PentaPenta; 28 ENE 2013 a las 9:11 a. m.

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Nettle 28 ENE 2013 a las 9:21 a. m.

Publicado originalmente por SteventheSlayer:
...a mixture of political posting and flame-wars.

Looks more like a geography lesson to me.

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Spawn of Totoro 28 ENE 2013 a las 9:36 a. m.

Publicado originalmente por SteventheSlayer:
As humorous as this thread may have started, it has now become a mixture of political posting and flame-wars.

More like a history leason.

Looks like a friendly debate to me. No insults flying around, jsut point and counter-point. A nice little debate.

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Le Hatch 28 ENE 2013 a las 9:37 a. m.

In Moscow, Russia, its illegal to drive a dirty car.

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iza 28 ENE 2013 a las 9:49 a. m.

Women may not drive in a house coat.

No vehicle without a driver may exceed 60 miles per hour.

:california:

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Le Hatch 28 ENE 2013 a las 9:50 a. m.

Publicado originalmente por USA zoey:
Women may not drive in a house coat.

No vehicle without a driver may exceed 60 miles per hour.

:california:

60 miles an hour... What?

In Russia, its illegal to cheat on an exam. You could get arrested.

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PentaPenta 28 ENE 2013 a las 10:09 a. m.

Publicado originalmente por Spawn of Totoro:
Publicado originalmente por SteventheSlayer:
As humorous as this thread may have started, it has now become a mixture of political posting and flame-wars.

More like a history leason.

Looks like a friendly debate to me. No insults flying around, jsut point and counter-point. A nice little debate.

With the exception of a couple earlier posts, I don't think this thread goes against the rules.
I am not a mod however, and there are some rather, shall we say, lock-happy.

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