Engaged couples be all like

[Devsman]

We're getting married in September 2027

[LeviathanWon]

Engaged couples be like... we moving to California or Italy.

[Acetyl]

"we don't actually believe in this and know it'll amount to mutual self destruction just over the horizon, but are bracing to go through with the ritual anyway, thus embedding the right constellations into the unconscious mind to turn it into a self fulfilling prophecy given that this is the modern social script and so herd security and conformity impulses will work through the astral to script what is necessary for that rite and allegory to come to pass. That's why we're blowing thousands on grandiose and gaudy social rituals, hyperinflated objects like rings, trying to buy eternity, and procrastinating because we know it doesn't work that way."

[Acetyl]

Also nice 33 there (3rd square and 3rd cube)... but not necessarily as creative as it could be. Should make the anniversary March 14th, November 10th (non-leap year). March 3rd of course gives a 303 for number of days remaining. Feb 2nd for 33rd day with 332 or 333 remaining, otherwise November 28th on leap year for 333rd day and 33 remaining. March 17th for a 317, 66th prime. there are some other good ones. eg 12/12 (ie 3/3) and 1/19 (1/1) are inverted dates, 19th day and 19 days remaining. So implicit shadow dates can also be encoded.

[JusticeForPantySniffers]

and then we have 10 kids that we can't afford

[Raccoon.♡]

And then they break up

[Acetyl]

Messaggio originale di Adrian > Soy una puta Enorme:

and then we have 10 kids that we can't afford

More likely have 1 to 3 kids and then divorce in early childhood. With or without prolonged legal battles depending on socioeconomic status and how much wealth is there to drain. Otherwise hammer one parent with child support and make the kids feel caught between, or if they're young enough (2 - 4) divorce then to embed into the core the sense that it was something they did.

[Demise]

Engaged couples be like: I beat love my wife and son

[LeviathanWon]

Engaged couples be like: I l̶o̶v̶e̶ beat myself off.

[Devsman]

Or there's the other variety, who for some reason decided to have the ceremony outside in effing February.

[L1qu1dator]

and divorced in November 2028

[Scott, President of Dominos]

This thread reeks of incel

[Abaddon the Despoiler]

Can you make a thread that doesn't have "be all like" in the title?

[Devsman]

Messaggio originale di Abaddon the Despoiler:

Can you make a thread that doesn't have "be all like" in the title?

...

I guess I could. But why would I want to?

[Nülliflower]

Messaggio originale di Makise Kurisu:

This thread reeks of incel

Except we know Devsman isn't an incel, because he's got a very lovely wife who loves and cares for him, and also some very nice and well-raised children who also love their daddy, Devsman, very much, so your theory about him being an incel has been shot down right off the bat.

[Grendalcat]

Eh, my engagement was only three months long. And even that was only because my fiancee convinced me we would get more presents if we had a conventional wedding.
And she was right!