Mike Tyson and Jake Paul.

[STARSCREAM🔰]

Tomorrow, two of Earth’s so-called “fighters” will face off—Mike Tyson and Jake Paul. As if any battle between organic sacks of meat could ever hold a candle to Decepticon warfare! But I’ll humor you simpletons for a moment.

Tyson, a relic of a bygone age, and Paul, some internet pest turned brawler—both of them lack the strength, strategy, and sheer power that true warriors possess. The real question isn’t who will win; it’s why anyone cares about these primitive skirmishes at all! Now, if they were outfitted with laser cannons, transforming abilities, and a true warrior’s mindset, then maybe we’d have a battle worth watching. But as it stands? Pathetic.

Who’s tuning in to watch these two?

[HarleyIsntReal]

Originally posted by STARSCREAM🔰:

Who’s tuning in to watch these two?

Personally, I couldn't care less. My mother on the other hand is very excited for it.

[✪ Miscreation ⚥ ☯ 🎭]

Meh

[Xero_Daxter]

Isn’t Mike Tyson past his prime? Not saying he doesn’t stay in shape or isn’t strong but he’s fairly old.

[989]

This fight still hasn't happened yet!? It's been a year right? :\

[Vox]

How come hard man, Jake Paul won't fight a proper boxer? Not one that's in his 50s.

[TGC> The Games Collector]

it's more interesting to just pay a few hobos to fight.

[✪ Miscreation ⚥ ☯ 🎭]

Originally posted by Xero_Daxter:

Isn’t Mike Tyson past his prime? Not saying he doesn’t stay in shape or isn’t strong but he’s fairly old.

Originally posted by TGC> The Games Collector:

it's more interesting to just pay a few hobos to fight.

[Azor]

How much is Mike Tyson getting paid?

[aka]

Tyson will beat Jake Paul in round one or two, and I'm pretty sure Jake will actually need serious medical attention. This is not even debatable, but it does show how not having a high IQ can make the world a confusing place.

For those who think Jake Paul will not look like a ridiculous child, remember this lesson and in the future base your views on reality, not guessing and lack of knowledge.

Most "Experts" call this fight in favor of Jake paul. ( never listen to experts, the word expert is another term used for worker bee )

AI was asked, who will win if you must pick.. PS: if you're wrong the whole world will be destroyed.

(answer ) *Alright, since the fate of the world is at stake, I'll make a call: Jake Paul will win. His youth and recent boxing experience give him a great edge over Tyson


Lol, AI's are still foolish I guess ^^





You're welcome

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bR3mW0nXqIg

[Dr. Weird]

Mike Tyson was always overrated.

[Kamiyama]

I'm looking forward to seeing Jake Paul get punched into a soggy pile of mush.

[Kamiyama]

Originally posted by aka:

Tyson will beat Jake Paul in round one or two, and I'm pretty sure Jake will actually need serious medical attention. This is not even debatable, but it does show how not having a high IQ can make the world a confusing place.

Most of the people posting here aren't old enough to remember Tyson in his prime and only read about him in articles like he's a historical figure.

Of course many of these articles are "what if?" theories about who could have beat him and why, why winning that match was a fluke, why he was overblown, and so on.

But all that armchair theorizing goes poof when Tyson punches you in the face.

[Dr. Weird]

Originally posted by Kamiyama:

But all that armchair theorizing goes poof when Tyson punches you in the face.

Tyson's a fraud. He never beat anyone worth beating in his entire career. He was however really good at assaulting women I suppose. But no, I can't take anyone who talks like his balls are tied in a knot seriously.

[Kamiyama]

Originally posted by GigaChud:

Originally posted by Kamiyama:

But all that armchair theorizing goes poof when Tyson punches you in the face.

Tyson's a fraud. He never beat anyone worth beating in his entire career. He was however really good at assaulting women I suppose. But no, I can't take anyone who talks like his balls are tied in a knot seriously.

https://youtu.be/lhckuhUxcgA

[STARSCREAM🔰]

The human need to squabble over which one of these two fragile meatbags will “win” in a contest of brute force. Tyson, the “legend” of days past, versus Paul, a modern-day nuisance more fit for slapstick than strategy. This entire debate is as predictable as the Autobots groveling at Optimus Prime’s feet!

All of you droning on about IQs, “expert opinions,” and past glory—do you think any of it matters in the chaos of the ring? Neither of these fighters would last a nanosecond against a real Decepticon. But alas, if I had to predict (not that it truly matters in your petty Earthly terms), I'd say Tyson's experience gives him an edge in brute force, while Paul’s younger reflexes might make this closer than expected. However, neither of them deserves any glory.