LOL can we talk about fragrances for men?

[🍹🌞🍉2001 SUMMER vibes]

Bruh.

I have no idea how it is for women - but it is SO damn difficult to find good fragrances for men.

I've tried YSL, Jean-Paul Gaultier, D&G and other expensive brands where you shell out 80 bucks for a lame bottle with 75-100ML.

Well - I was getting some supplement products the other day and noticed Old Spice deo sticks for like no money - like 5 bucks/stick. So I got two of those with a scent called Whitewater.

I'm not kidding when I say this is better than any of the fragrances I've yet tried.

But I'm sure the longevity is crap. Why can't someone make a good-smelling fragrance that is affordable. You know what I can do with 80 bucks during the Summer/Christmas sale on Steam? A LOT. THAT'S WHAT

[Pierce Dalton]

Eh, I prefer to not waste my money on such things.

[Crazy Tiger]

That stuff is that expensive?

[🍹🌞🍉2001 SUMMER vibes]

Ursprungligen skrivet av Pierce Dalton:

Eh, I prefer to not waste my money on such things.

So - you subject others to the stink of your body odor? Nice.

[🍹🌞🍉2001 SUMMER vibes]

Ursprungligen skrivet av Crazy Tiger:

That stuff is that expensive?

Yes.

The most outrageous example I know of is Creed Aventus which is around 400 bucks per bottle. I saw a funny video on YT a while back where a dude had it on and asked random women on the street - who pretty much all said it smelled like detergent :S

[Angel]

You get what you pay for unless it's outdated. Old Spice is more affordable but won't last whereas others higher end fragrances are more potent and will last longer through the day. You can get mid ranged fragrances like CK that is marketed to younger demographics and is more affordable.

[Kenneth Adams]

Just smear some mold cheese of yours all over your body.

[Sir Dookface McFerretballs]

Men's cologne is always either too acidic smelling or smells too floral and girly.

Give me a cologne that smells like OAK BARREL WHISKEY and LEATHER and I'm sold!

Or "new car smell" for men.

[Pierce Dalton]

Ursprungligen skrivet av Moldy Cheese Enjoyer:

Ursprungligen skrivet av Pierce Dalton:

Eh, I prefer to not waste my money on such things.

So - you subject others to the stink of your body odor? Nice.

No, I subject them to whatever deodorant was cheaper.

[Sir Seanicus, Esq.]

Women: NOOOOO YOU CAN'T USE THAT ON YOUR FACE! THAT'S AN EXFOLIATING CHAKRAH REALIGNMENT CREAM SKIN CONDITIONER FOR YOUR PINKIE FINGERS!!!!!

Men: lol i use the same bar of soap for my entire body and my car.

[🍹🌞🍉2001 SUMMER vibes]

Ursprungligen skrivet av Sir Dookface McFerretballs:

Men's cologne is always either too acidic smelling or smells too floral and girly.

Give me a cologne that smells like OAK BARREL WHISKEY and LEATHER and I'm sold!

Or "new car smell" for men.

:SafeForWork:

John Varvatos makes one where the bottle is literally dressed in a leather coat-type thing. But last I heard JV went bankrupt and the fragrances skyrocketed in price.

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Ursprungligen skrivet av Sir Dookface McFerretballs:

Men's cologne is always either too acidic smelling or smells too floral and girly.

Give me a cologne that smells like OAK BARREL WHISKEY and LEATHER and I'm sold!

Or "new car smell" for men.

:SafeForWork:

New car smell isn't going to make an old car smell new. j/k

[Vinegaroon]

There was a time when a bunch of vikings got murdered for taking baths

[Under there]

Ursprungligen skrivet av Sir Seanicus, Esq.:

Women: NOOOOO YOU CAN'T USE THAT ON YOUR FACE! THAT'S AN EXFOLIATING CHAKRAH REALIGNMENT CREAM SKIN CONDITIONER FOR YOUR PINKIE FINGERS!!!!!

Men: lol i use the same bar of soap for my entire body and my car.

soooo true

[Sir Dookface McFerretballs]

Ursprungligen skrivet av Sir Seanicus, Esq.:

Women: NOOOOO YOU CAN'T USE THAT ON YOUR FACE! THAT'S AN EXFOLIATING CHAKRAH REALIGNMENT CREAM SKIN CONDITIONER FOR YOUR PINKIE FINGERS!!!!!

Men: lol i use the same bar of soap for my entire body and my car.

LOL

Women need 27 products for each body part.

Men can use an "All-In-One" Face, Butt, Body, and Drain Cleaner and come out quicker and cleaner than the ladies.

[Devsman]

I dunno if my nose is broken or if it's an Emperor's New Clothing deal but all perfume and cologne legit just smells like ethanol to me. Just straight ethanol.