How can i tell my friend that their jokes are not funny
My friend overused the mom jokes and its not funny. It was funny when the first time he told me, but now, its not. Im not offended or something, but im just tired of his jokes. Its boring.
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Lora Grim 2023 年 5 月 15 日 上午 3:43 
Irl friend or online friend? If it's an irl friend... i mean.. if you just don't laugh and maybe even look slightly annoyed, that tends to get the message across.

For online friends, you should just tell them that it is annoying and that's that. They either stfu or risk annoying you further. That choice is for them to make.
Mr. Smiles 2023 年 5 月 15 日 上午 3:45 
Take them aside, look them in the eyes, grab their shoulders and SHAKE THEM, while shouting, "I... Don't... Like... Mom... Jokes!"

Then roll back your eyes and stark shaking uncontrollably as you commune with the dark lord, maybe speak in tongues and vomit blood, idk.

In the end, they won't be your friend anymore, and you will not have to listen to the jokes.
Irene ❤ 2023 年 5 月 15 日 上午 3:48 
Throw him towards a rope, then run towards him and gave him a flying kick.
Pull him up and perform a tornado DDT, then lay on him as your other friends count 1-2-3.
Declare yourself winner and said "Your mum jokes doesn't matter"
最後修改者:Irene ❤; 2023 年 5 月 15 日 上午 3:49
ṼṏẌṏḭḊ 2023 年 5 月 15 日 上午 3:49 
Every time they make a joke, you say "No wonder you're a virgin."
Q-T_3.14.exe 2023 年 5 月 15 日 上午 4:04 
First raise your hand then put it on their shoulder and while looking them in the eye say "You are not funny" with the most poker face poker face you ever poker faced in your life. 😐
The Commendatore 2023 年 5 月 15 日 上午 4:14 
You tell them the joke is bad. Not hard.
OoOoOoooOOoOoorgle 2023 年 5 月 15 日 上午 4:43 
Interrupt them once with an extremely bad joke of your own. I'm talking like, science teacher joke.

Here's one I use:

So a guy walks into a pet shop. After he tries again and uses the door this time, he asks the pet store owner, "hey, do you have any guard dogs?"

Owner looks up and says, "No sorry, we're fresh out of guard dogs. But we have that poodle."

The guy takes one look at the poodle and laughs, "No, I need something that can protect my house."

Pet store owner shrugs and says, "Hey, don't sleep on that poodle, it knows Kung Fu!" Then points to a table across the room, "Kung Fu that table!"

The poodle leaps up, flies across the room, and tears the poor little table to shreds.

At this, of course, the guy's interested! "Woah, hold on. Really?"

Shopkeeper replies, "Yeah! Go on, try it yourself. I don't want any of this junk around the shop anyway."

So the guy looks around the room, finally points at a sturdy looking chair, "Kung Fu that chair!"

Once again, dog-lee shoots across the room, and the table is mere shrapnel in moments.

"Awesome!" At this point, the guy chooses the poodle on the spot. Proud of himself, he heads back home to show his new guard dog to the girlfriend.

...who is not as proud of him as he is. "What the ♥♥♥♥ is this? I told you, we need a guard dog."

"Oh no babe, check it out, this poodle knows Kung Fu!"

"Pff," she snorts, "Kung Fu my ass!"
Hanzo The Rain 2023 年 5 月 15 日 上午 5:13 
If he has a sister, respond by making a sister joke. He will stop.

Trust me because it's easier for him to picture you banging his sister than the mom for obvious reasons so he will secretly freak out and talk about something else.
GUA MENG THI(我問天) 2023 年 5 月 15 日 上午 5:14 
引用自 Buggy
If he has a sister, respond by making a sister joke.

He will stop, trust me because it's easier to imagine you banging his sister than the mom so he will secretly freak out and talk about something else.
Hmmm this is the best idea that ive found so far
GUA MENG THI(我問天) 2023 年 5 月 15 日 上午 5:14 
引用自 Lora Grim
Irl friend or online friend? If it's an irl friend... i mean.. if you just don't laugh and maybe even look slightly annoyed, that tends to get the message across.

For online friends, you should just tell them that it is annoying and that's that. They either stfu or risk annoying you further. That choice is for them to make.
It will destroy friendship lol
GUA MENG THI(我問天) 2023 年 5 月 15 日 上午 5:14 
引用自 OoOoOoooOOoOoorgle
Interrupt them once with an extremely bad joke of your own. I'm talking like, science teacher joke.

Here's one I use:

So a guy walks into a pet shop. After he tries again and uses the door this time, he asks the pet store owner, "hey, do you have any guard dogs?"

Owner looks up and says, "No sorry, we're fresh out of guard dogs. But we have that poodle."

The guy takes one look at the poodle and laughs, "No, I need something that can protect my house."

Pet store owner shrugs and says, "Hey, don't sleep on that poodle, it knows Kung Fu!" Then points to a table across the room, "Kung Fu that table!"

The poodle leaps up, flies across the room, and tears the poor little table to shreds.

At this, of course, the guy's interested! "Woah, hold on. Really?"

Shopkeeper replies, "Yeah! Go on, try it yourself. I don't want any of this junk around the shop anyway."

So the guy looks around the room, finally points at a sturdy looking chair, "Kung Fu that chair!"

Once again, dog-lee shoots across the room, and the table is mere shrapnel in moments.

"Awesome!" At this point, the guy chooses the poodle on the spot. Proud of himself, he heads back home to show his new guard dog to the girlfriend.

...who is not as proud of him as he is. "What the ♥♥♥♥ is this? I told you, we need a guard dog."

"Oh no babe, check it out, this poodle knows Kung Fu!"

"Pff," she snorts, "Kung Fu my ass!"
Nice advice
Devsman 2023 年 5 月 15 日 上午 5:32 
Well, the better advice is to grow a sense of humor and learn to chuckle at the intent instead of necessarily requiring all laughter to be completely involuntary, like an eighth grader desperately trying to be drafted into the popular clique.
Angel 2023 年 5 月 15 日 上午 5:35 
Just give a blank stare and look confused. That usually works for me. :marijaonlooker:
Jerzyk-The-Boar-Warrior 2023 年 5 月 15 日 上午 6:07 
Tell them to plug their brains into GPT, problem solved.
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