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Сообщить о проблеме с переводом
For online friends, you should just tell them that it is annoying and that's that. They either stfu or risk annoying you further. That choice is for them to make.
Then roll back your eyes and stark shaking uncontrollably as you commune with the dark lord, maybe speak in tongues and vomit blood, idk.
In the end, they won't be your friend anymore, and you will not have to listen to the jokes.
Pull him up and perform a tornado DDT, then lay on him as your other friends count 1-2-3.
Declare yourself winner and said "Your mum jokes doesn't matter"
Here's one I use:
So a guy walks into a pet shop. After he tries again and uses the door this time, he asks the pet store owner, "hey, do you have any guard dogs?"
Owner looks up and says, "No sorry, we're fresh out of guard dogs. But we have that poodle."
The guy takes one look at the poodle and laughs, "No, I need something that can protect my house."
Pet store owner shrugs and says, "Hey, don't sleep on that poodle, it knows Kung Fu!" Then points to a table across the room, "Kung Fu that table!"
The poodle leaps up, flies across the room, and tears the poor little table to shreds.
At this, of course, the guy's interested! "Woah, hold on. Really?"
Shopkeeper replies, "Yeah! Go on, try it yourself. I don't want any of this junk around the shop anyway."
So the guy looks around the room, finally points at a sturdy looking chair, "Kung Fu that chair!"
Once again, dog-lee shoots across the room, and the table is mere shrapnel in moments.
"Awesome!" At this point, the guy chooses the poodle on the spot. Proud of himself, he heads back home to show his new guard dog to the girlfriend.
...who is not as proud of him as he is. "What the ♥♥♥♥ is this? I told you, we need a guard dog."
"Oh no babe, check it out, this poodle knows Kung Fu!"
"Pff," she snorts, "Kung Fu my ass!"
Trust me because it's easier for him to picture you banging his sister than the mom for obvious reasons so he will secretly freak out and talk about something else.