HOW do you rizz girls?

[FeverDream]

or guys

[Original Cast Recording]

Originally posted by Life is Soup I'm a fork:

HOW do you rizz girls?

I walk right up to her and just start complaining. Just whining and bellyaching, acting like it's already been established that she could ever give a crap.

[𝕎𝔸𝕃𝕋𝔼ℝ]

Ask her about her life and then zone out for the next 15 minutes. Sorted.

[OoOoOoooOOoOoorgle]

Don't bother; humans only care about stealing your ♥♥♥♥ then disappearing

[Obelisk]

Originally posted by OoOoOoooOOoOoorgle:

Don't bother; humans only care about stealing your ♥♥♥♥ then disappearing

50% of marriages do end in divorce

[Painkilleruk]

What is it with this generation and stupid words, Rizz in my time would refer to mate you got a rizzla but without the shortened version.

How do you impress women and make them want to be with you? that is a better question.
* be confident, never be afraid of the opposite sex
* be yourself
* make them laugh
* get in with friends
* think outside of the box. Dont just go chocolates and flowers go 100 steps further
* have a wallet that can beat whales to death
* most women how sad this is like fancy cars
* the 1st thing a woman sees if they know it or not is shoes
* do your research, is she a princess or a hardcore feminist that wraps her own tampons
* dont always compliment, sometimes a little harsh can make the difference.
* if like me be eccentric, do things people wont normally do
* keep the topics about her, women love to talk about themselves / gossip
* Be bold

[Toast On Cheese]

Originally posted by Blue-Eyes White Dragon:

Originally posted by OoOoOoooOOoOoorgle:

Don't bother; humans only care about stealing your ♥♥♥♥ then disappearing

50% of marriages do end in divorce

So if you're a good husband there's a majority chance you'll stay together

[Obelisk]

Originally posted by Toast On Cheese:

Originally posted by Blue-Eyes White Dragon:

50% of marriages do end in divorce

So if you're a good (rich) husband there's a majority chance you'll stay together

[harley]

i simply exist and then all the people (who im not interested in) come flooding

[Sir Dookface McFerretballs]

Originally posted by Life is Soup I'm a fork:

Originally posted by BuniBealla:

make them laugh uwu

How do you make them laugh?

Use silly made-up words like "Rizz" a lot... They will definitely be laughing.

[The_Abortionator]

Originally posted by Blue-Eyes White Dragon:

Originally posted by The_Abortionator:

Its not that women don't approach men they like, its that they just don't like you.

Not true, In Western countries most women would still prefer the man to approach.

Again, they're not into you. Thats it. Yeah, traditionally they'd expect the man to do it but now it doesn't matter.

I have been approached and hit on quite a few times. Women make their intentions clear and if they are into you they let you know.

The only reason people think women don't approach men is because they either aren't around and don't talk to women or they are unappealing to women and want a reason to make it her fault and not the guy's fault.

[Obelisk]

Originally posted by The_Abortionator:

Originally posted by Blue-Eyes White Dragon:

Not true, In Western countries most women would still prefer the man to approach.

Again, they're not into you. Thats it. Yeah, traditionally they'd expect the man to do it but now it doesn't matter.

I have been approached and hit on quite a few times. Women make their intentions clear and if they are into you they let you know.

The only reason people think women don't approach men is because they either aren't around and don't talk to women or they are unappealing to women and want a reason to make it her fault and not the guy's fault.

Okay, it rarely happens dude. Maybe if you're attractive.

[Obelisk]

Originally posted by The_Abortionator:

Originally posted by Blue-Eyes White Dragon:

Not true, In Western countries most women would still prefer the man to approach.

Again, they're not into you. Thats it. Yeah, traditionally they'd expect the man to do it but now it doesn't matter.

I have been approached and hit on quite a few times. Women make their intentions clear and if they are into you they let you know.

The only reason people think women don't approach men is because they either aren't around and don't talk to women or they are unappealing to women and want a reason to make it her fault and not the guy's fault.

Women chase Chads of course

[Obelisk]

Originally posted by The_Abortionator:

Originally posted by Blue-Eyes White Dragon:

Not true, In Western countries most women would still prefer the man to approach.

Again, they're not into you. Thats it. Yeah, traditionally they'd expect the man to do it but now it doesn't matter.

I have been approached and hit on quite a few times. Women make their intentions clear and if they are into you they let you know.

The only reason people think women don't approach men is because they either aren't around and don't talk to women or they are unappealing to women and want a reason to make it her fault and not the guy's fault.

Also, if you've been talking to the women they can approach you. If it's a cold approach, women rarely approach men unless they look like Chad or Tyrone.

[Angel]

Women do approach guys. They just tend to do it more directly than how men do it.

(Whispers) The other advice is to never take dating advice from those who can't find a date or are in unhappy relationships.

[Painkilleruk]

Originally posted by Angel:

Women do approach guys. They just tend to do it more directly than how men do it.

(Whispers) The other advice is to never take dating advice from those who can't find a date or are in unhappy relationships.

Agreed they do approach men. Women are still primal creatures and will try take a desirable man from another female. Its 90% easier for women to flirt and more directly without fear too of being called a predator or creepy.
Be a pirate raise your flag, be surrounded by filthy maidens that attract more maidens lol.