You're a modern gladiator

[Pierce Dalton]

You'll fight to death against your opponent, in a big arena like a sports stadium. Pick your weapon and your song!

No firearms or explosives allowed.

[Pierce Dalton]

Originally posted by Apostate.:

A bow. I'm shooting the damn emperor, and then at the senators.

Don't forget your song too!

[The Burger Ratencio]

A modern crossbow with uh this song

https://youtu.be/kDlQP6eN6jk?si=Oa7NEBTg4ueqr4Y7

[Xuild]

Originally posted by Pierce Dalton:

You'll fight to death against your opponent, in a big arena like a sports stadium. Pick your weapon and your song!

No firearms or explosives allowed.

greatsword + anything used in guardians of the galaxy

[Despiser]

Diplomacy

[trash nyan]

If you are my enemy I will use Google Safesearch + parental controls as my weapon

[Glizzy McGuire]

A crossbow with uh this song

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Cerz669JMg&list=RD_Cerz669JMg&start_radio=1

[Pierce Dalton]

Originally posted by trash nyan:

If you are my enemy I will use Google Safesearch + parental controls as my weapon

Your baits used to be better.

[Xuild]

Originally posted by trash nyan:

If you are my enemy I will use Google Safesearch + parental controls as my weapon

no, threaten to leak the opponents search history and win via surrender

[trash nyan]

Originally posted by Pierce Dalton:

Originally posted by trash nyan:

If you are my enemy I will use Google Safesearch + parental controls as my weapon

Your baits used to be better.

My baits?

Originally posted by Xuild:

Originally posted by trash nyan:

If you are my enemy I will use Google Safesearch + parental controls as my weapon

no, threaten to leak the opponents search history and win via surrender

Doesn't work if the opponent is a liberal, the have no shame

[Pierce Dalton]

Originally posted by Xuild:

Originally posted by trash nyan:

If you are my enemy I will use Google Safesearch + parental controls as my weapon

no, threaten to leak the opponents search history and win via surrender

Why are humans so ashamed of watching porn?

[EASY PETE]

i'll smuggle in my dynamite and use it anyway

[Pierce Dalton]

Originally posted by EASY PETE:

i'll smuggle in my dynamite and use it anyway

Found the cheater! Well, we'll have to find a fitting punishment for that.

[Boba in the Shell]

I pick Yamato as a weapon and Burry the Light plays in the background.

[Pierce Dalton]

Originally posted by Apostate.:

Originally posted by Pierce Dalton:

Found the cheater! Well, we'll have to find a fitting punishment for that.

Spare him! 🤛

Yes, but he'll become the Emperor's slave... a fate worse than death!

[TGC> The Games Collector]

Keyboard.
One of those old ones, from Commodore, with a steel strip.

And some stupid ♥♥♥♥ like this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DwORzQxAXmU