I just had the most explosive diarrhea

[.happybutcher.]

Just as I was finishing my breakfast, I felt something in my stomach, ddin't think much of it though. Made myself a cup of coffee and started up TF2. As I was finishing a contract which was about 90% done, I really needed to go to the toilet, but I couldn't leave just yet because my progress would be reset, which would take me another 30 mins if I were to leave at that point.
It started feeling really bad, I really really needed to go. I finished the contract but couldn't leave just yet, I kid you not I sat there another 20 mins hoping the match would finally ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ end so I could go! It finally did. I started running towards the bathroom, as I was about to sit down I ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ exploded so hard bro ♥♥♥♥ went all over the toilet seat, maybe 10% of it managed to get in. It felt so good to finally get that ♥♥♥♥ out of me, but damn if I didn't spend like half an hour cleaning the mess. Damn, had to share this because I only thought you saw these in movies lol. yall take care.

[.happybutcher.]

Originally posted by Tristin:

Thanks for ruining my breakfast.

Oh im sorry for having to do a basic life function

Originally posted by Xero_Daxter:

I remember the time I had a bowel movement. 30 miles away from the nearest gas station. Never felt so much discomfort in my entire life.

Happens to the best of us

Originally posted by Volfogg:

I hope OP doesn't have ulcers. The burning sensation can be sometimes almost unbearable.

No burning sensation, I just really REALLY needed to go lol

Originally posted by GunsForBucks:

Adult diapers - Check

I'll consider it

Originally posted by maqBaleta:

This is the kind of information I didn't want to read, but I ended up reading it until the end :sadpanda:

You the real one

Originally posted by DarkCrystalMethod:

This is why you go before you join an online game that you're going to be tied to your computer unable to leave it for an extended period of time.

Well i didnt know it would end this way

Stay safe out there guys

[𝓒𝓪𝓻𝓻𝓸𝓽 🥕]

thats not something I wanted to read.

[Psycho]

how has your recovery been? you doing better now?

[MoonC A T]

You're an animal. Please purchase one of those we/dry pet vacuums to have on hand for future explosions.

Also buy a ♥♥♥♥ bucket

[.happybutcher.]

Originally posted by 𝓒𝓪𝓻𝓻𝓸𝓽 🥕:

thats not something I wanted to read.

Sorry about that.

Originally posted by Psycho:

how has your recovery been? you doing better now?

Much better, I appreciate the concern, I can't guarantee I'll feel the same tomorrow though

Originally posted by MoonC A T 🎃:

You're an animal. Please purchase one of those we/dry pet vacuums to have on hand for future explosions.

Also buy a ♥♥♥♥ bucket

People acting out here like they don't poop, damn... :/ society we live in man

[MoonC A T]

Originally posted by Kenny from South Park:

Originally posted by MoonC A T 🎃:

You're an animal. Please purchase one of those we/dry pet vacuums to have on hand for future explosions.

Also buy a ♥♥♥♥ bucket

People acting out here like they don't poop, damn... :/ society we live in man

Oh no, I've been there...thus the life advice

I also kinda wonder if you and this person aren't one and the same :)

https://imgur.com/a/F5ox3z3

[.happybutcher.]

Originally posted by MoonC A T 🎃:

Originally posted by Kenny from South Park:

People acting out here like they don't poop, damn... :/ society we live in man

Oh no, I've been there...thus the life advice

I also kinda wonder if you and this person aren't one and the same :)

https://imgur.com/a/F5ox3z3

Guess you'll never know.

[Out Of Bubblegum]

Pics or it didn't happen.

:O

[.happybutcher.]

Originally posted by Out Of Bubblegum:

Pics or it didn't happen.

:O

You don't want to see it

[Out Of Bubblegum]

Originally posted by Kenny from South Park:

Originally posted by Out Of Bubblegum:

Pics or it didn't happen.

:O

You don't want to see it

This is very very very true.
:)

[Shaggy]

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[Grumb]

Some things are meant to never be mentioned to another living soul

[morbidarchon]

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ almighty

[Vox]

Did it look like someone flushed melted chocolate down the pan?

[GunsForBucks]

You ain't lived until you fill that thing up with blood.

That's a bit nerve wracking honestly.... but I guess it's only bad when it's black
Or so Im told