Trump attended Sneakercon

[Fake]

Introduced his golden high top sneakers.

Sneakers sold out within hours. Sadly, I wasn't fast enough to get a pair of these beautiful sneakers.

Feels bad.

[Chesmu]

What in Gabe's name is Sneakercon

[MinionJoe]

I'm not sure I would call them "beautiful", but I thought the price-point was reasonable. Maybe even too low given how quickly they sold out and how much they're going for online.

[xDDD]

Sneakers are dumb.

[tried]

i was to busy in the traphouse i was hearing voices, the angels they speak in tongues

[Fake]

Opprinnelig skrevet av gavin:

i was to busy in the traphouse i was hearing voices, the angels they speak in tongues

When you see these angels, look at their feet. They'll be wearing Trump's golden sneakers.

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They are the greatest shoes ever! Really, they are. There has never been a greater shoe. You know, they originally wanted to name the Air Jordan the Air Trump, but I said no, they aren't good enough.

You know I was a great basketball player. I was. I decided to give it up, but if I'd gone pro I would hold every record in the book. I would. I'd be the greatest ever. They would have had to close down the Hall of Fame after inducting me. There would have been no point in keeping it open. There would have been nowhere to go but down when I retired.

Of course, I probably wouldn't be retired. I'm almost eighty but I know I'd still be starting point guard for the Lakers. I'd be the only player in history to average a triple double per game for the season. It's true, you all know it.

[secuda]

They looked uggly tbh.

[MinionJoe]

Opprinnelig skrevet av tiny E:

You know I was a great basketball player.

He's orange from osmosis with the basketball. No joke!

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Good luck trying to walk in a pair of metal shoes. Pro tip: take them off before swimming if not you will sink.

[L1qu1dator]

Opprinnelig skrevet av MinionJoe:

Opprinnelig skrevet av tiny E:

You know I was a great basketball player.

He's orange from osmosis with the basketball. No joke!

[❤ Sly Succubus ❤]

So whats the metal the shoes are made from? Side note, I refuse to believe he made them from gold, a metal so worthless its only weight is the imaginative ones humans put on it

[MinionJoe]

Opprinnelig skrevet av Mischievous Sly Succubus:

So whats the metal the shoes are made from? Side note, I refuse to believe he made them from gold, a metal so worthless its only weight is the imaginative ones humans put on it

Lemay (or Lamé) isn't metal.

And I'm not entirely correct. Modern lemay is metallized mylar.

[❤ Sly Succubus ❤]

Opprinnelig skrevet av MinionJoe:

Opprinnelig skrevet av Mischievous Sly Succubus:

So whats the metal the shoes are made from? Side note, I refuse to believe he made them from gold, a metal so worthless its only weight is the imaginative ones humans put on it

Lemay isn't metal.

I mean...Luc Lemay is a Metal band lol

[MinionJoe]

Opprinnelig skrevet av Mischievous Sly Succubus:

Opprinnelig skrevet av MinionJoe:

Lemay isn't metal.

I mean...Luc Lemay is a Metal band lol

Look now, you've already got me reading up on a fabric I only know the name of. I'm not about to go listening to any new music!

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On a side note, he is selling them for $355 million a pair.