300 Roman soldiers walk into a bar.

[ZOMBIECRUNCH]

Use your mind to FILL IN the blanks.

[HypersleepyNaputunia]

Quid pro quo clarisse

[DarkCrystalMethod]

The bartender has no problem serving them 'V' drinks each, but had an issue with them bringing their own chair... breaking the walls and collapsing the bar itself.
(Roman chair is an exercise thing. Please laugh.)

[Sidakte]

what can i get you o fine legionarii

aaah bring us your finest posca in many jars

*dice sounds in the background on wooden tables, laughter*

where is the aeneator, we can't have this posca without some tunes!

then Asterix and Obelix enter the bar and a bar fight ensues. obviously the Gallic duo cheat and have consumed the magic potion and they win gloriously.

[HypersleepyNaputunia]

The dryaids need tp stay outside. We dont serve dryads here.

[unskilled-]

300 roman legionaires walk into a bar.

They are immediately ambushed by 3,000 goth.

[Y1N9]

300 Roman soldiers walk into a bar. The bartender exclaims, "You're all legion-aires in here!" One soldier retorts, "Well, the Marian Reforms made us more professional and disciplined. We can handle our drinks like we handle a battlefield – with precision!"

[Dutchgamer1982]

would be funnier if there were 30...
at least we would know what type of bar it was...

..

buy ok.. and the bartender asks if they want a beer

and they reply si si si..

[TGC> The Games Collector]

All at the same time? How's that even gonna fit?

[AdahnGorion]

and the Hellenic bartender ask them.
What is your pronounce?

[Electric Cupcake]

A decanus asks the barman for a martinus.
Barman asks "you mean martini?"
The decanus says "if I want a double, I'll ask for it."

[Schamyl006]

They beg for free drinks. Because they are Roman (Roma people)