Weird stuff

[Hero Of Shiee(l)d]

If the microwave oven is emitting ‘stuff,’ why not install 2 emitters inside at once, why keep a LHC when you can explode an atom right in the microwave? And yes, it won't help to travel in time, but it might take you to an alternative version of the universe. And yes, why did they make an anime about John Tritor? Just put a piece of cesium inside the microwave and irradiate with 2 irradiators at once. By the way, yes, I googled it, cesium vapour can actually be found in plants, algae, bananas. Don't put *cking bananas in the microwave!

[Hammer Of Evil]

no, its just an electron beam gun.

you have to have pretty controlled conditions to shatter an atom, much less an electron.

all i can say is keep studying.

[Hero Of Shiee(l)d]

引用自 Hammer Of Evil：

no, its just an electron beam gun.

you have to have pretty controlled conditions to shatter an atom, much less an electron.

all i can say is keep studying.

Just set it to second speed and billions of ‘particles’ will bounce into each other, bouncing off the walls of the microwave and back again until they explode.... man. I just proved that the Collider is a money launderer because no one has ever been able to explode cesium in heated fruit in a standard microwave.

[Hammer Of Evil]

引用自 Send Dudes：

引用自 Hammer Of Evil：

no, its just an electron beam gun.

you have to have pretty controlled conditions to shatter an atom, much less an electron.

all i can say is keep studying.

Just set it to second speed and billions of ‘particles’ will bounce into each other, bouncing off the walls of the microwave and back again until they explode.... man. I just proved that the Collider is a money launderer because no one has ever been able to explode cesium in heated fruit in a standard microwave.

no, lol. you're not trying to control 'particles' you're trying to control 'electrons' that's a tall task.

if you can get electrons to annihilate without a large electron-positron collider, you'd be advancing physics a few notches as well as making a lot of scientists and engineers at CERN look pretty silly.

also by studying i dont mean 'school' i mean 'learning'. theres some complex formula that model the path of an electron. do you think you can defeat it? worth a try i'd say.

also re: cesium - you'd probably need to concentrate it, the low concentration probably just dissipates.

EDIT2: ah, the word is 'MAGNETOTRON' with regards to your microwave.

[permanent name]

if you aligned two magnetrons just so, such that their fields and geodesics perfectly aligned and magnified towards their points of intersection, rather than canceling eachother out or deflecting, then inevitably there would be an increase in localized energy density where the fields meet.

this is the same principle behind the 'gold capsule' fusion breakthrough, as well as the tokamak research venture.

filtering ambient space to control the field interactions is the larger issue, which magnetrons themselves are a result of trying to do. whether one refined a magnetron and put it inside a microwave, or two aligned just so, or somehow had some filtering apparatus one could apply to a modern magnetron, like idk two phased caulendars or some other ingenious masterploy that actually works, then one could breach the baryonic barrier and arbitrarily travel back to an earlier baryopoint by passing through dm currents. assuming you had a baryobeacon at that point, as well as some method of opening the gate again from that point, as typically the machines which work in a baryostatic context do not function identically in the dm spectrum. so getting back on this side of the wall once you're at your desired chronopoint is pretty darn tricky if you're on that side of the wall.

nonetheless, arbitrary backupless timetravel is a technical issue. not a theoretical one.

[RPG Gamer Man]

引用自 Send Dudes：

If the microwave oven is emitting ‘stuff,’ why not install 2 emitters inside at once, why keep a LHC when you can explode an atom right in the microwave? And yes, it won't help to travel in time, but it might take you to an alternative version of the universe. And yes, why did they make an anime about John Tritor? Just put a piece of cesium inside the microwave and irradiate with 2 irradiators at once. By the way, yes, I googled it, cesium vapour can actually be found in plants, algae, bananas. Don't put *cking bananas in the microwave!

That is why you use a toaster as a time machine.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UP0CMaaxCNc

[Hammer Of Evil]

we'll give him enough knowledge so bro can bust a hole in the space time continuum.

[permanent name]

引用自 Hammer Of Evil：

we'll give him enough knowledge so bro can bust a hole in the space time continuum.

the technical term for such a gate is a 'butthole' and it's what is at the center of every orbital body and distinct separate baryonic mass.

either he understands how to manage the planets on a basic level or the sun explodes.

[Hammer Of Evil]

引用自 permanent name：

引用自 Hammer Of Evil：

we'll give him enough knowledge so bro can bust a hole in the space time continuum.

the technical term for such a gate is a 'butthole' and it's what is at the center of every orbital body and distinct separate baryonic mass.

either he understands how to manage the planets on a basic level or the sun explodes.

bro using his modded space microwave to start a supernova cascade would be absolute cinema.

[L1qu1dator]

Fantastic? Is that you?

[Hong Kong Phooey]

The pentagram was used by Hollywood to distract from the star of remphan