How do you describe taste of beer to someone who has never tasted it?

[Copperfield [SAC]]

[Xero_Daxter]

Not a fan of beer. Drink real stuff like Jack Daniels.

[Electric Cupcake]

Xero_Daxter původně napsal:

Not a fan of beer. Drink real stuff like Jack Daniels.

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Electric Cupcake původně napsal:

Eeeaea původně napsal:

Cheap liquor is for hobos and college parties.

Or marinating meat. Or sanitizing wounds. That's literally all that "Jack" ♥♥♥♥♥ is good for.

Weirdo.

[Violent Rainbow]

Rotten bread water

[Captain Morgan]

unturorum původně napsal:

Absolutely disgusting, why would I drink something like that? Not to mention all the side effects from being drunk which often end up deadly or with feeling dead the next day and lots of throwing up. No thanks.

Drinking spirits and getting drunk/smashed, are two entirely different things. If you drink to sample, savor, enjoy and measure your servings as you should, you never even so much as feel tipsy.

Also, lots of spirits taste like liquid bliss, depending on structure (for blends), barrels used, aging process utilized and additives/artificial sweeteners NOT added.

[[N]ebsun]

Beer = watery bitter tiny bubbles, with a hint of sweetness.

I prefer making and drinking apple cider with cider + wine yeast and added sugar to up the alcohol to around 8-10% then naturally carbonated by adding extra apple juice and sugar during bottling

[funewchie]

unturorum původně napsal:

Absolutely disgusting, why would I drink something like that? Not to mention all the side effects from being drunk which often end up deadly or with feeling dead the next day and lots of throwing up. No thanks.

...You know drinking alcohol doesn't require getting drunk, right?
In fact, you're generally supposed to avoid that outcome.

Captain Morgan původně napsal:

If you drink to sample, savor, enjoy and measure your servings as you should, you never even so much as feel tipsy.

Exactly.

[Irene ❤]

It is bad. It is so bad... It is a bad, bad taste that will hurt many tongues.. that are good.

I think it's good because it's so bad.

[Sir_0v3rk1ll]

45 year old guy here. Taste like crap and makes you fat and raises your blood pressure. Alcohol is terrible for you. But, you do what you want. I already had enough alcohol in my life. No time for that ever again.

[shoopy]

The property of ones states that the oneitude is directly proportional to the colditude of the one.
A one that isn't cold is scarcely a one at all.

[Barney, from Black Mesa.]

It's a non-acidic bitter that is bold and that may taste more or less metallic depending on the brand. Beer is much better consumed with food because its metallic aftertaste isn't something that most people would write home about. That's why some people have beer and nuts to counteract the aftertaste instead of just drinking it without some sort of food.

I wouldn't recommend beer. Like any alcohol or cigarettes, it's a drug that your body would be better off without, especially with the damage that it could cause to a healthy liver.

[Delta]

I can't drink beer anymore. I have a fatty liver. I drink non-alcoholic beer. I highly recommend Partake Blonde beer.

[Electric Cupcake]

Fun fact. You can be arrested as a smuggler if you take Spotted Cow ale across state lines.

Wisconsin's cheese and sausages are good, but their beer is highly overrated. Spotted Cow is okay, but not that good.

I suppose it's of historical interest, since it conforms to the old German Purity Law.