Victimhood Olympics!

[Sir Dookface McFerretballs]

Who here would win in the "Victimhood Olympics"?

Who is the most oppressed and downtrodden of us to take home the gold-plated medal of the OT "Victimhood Olympics"?



I'll start:

I stepped on a Lego once... My foot has never been the same since, and I have ptsd when I see Legos or brick buildings now.

Just typing about those evil over-priced Danish plastic bricks and I'm, like, literally shaking you guys!

[kbiz]

Acetyl の投稿を引用：

It seems that you have fallen for one of the oldest ruses. Truly among the classic blunders.

I tiptoed in too. Shoulda heeded the words of Admiral Ackbar. But it smelled good and I got greedy. Sniff.

[TheSniperCatt0]

Well we did an early thanksgiving since my mom would need a surgery on actual thanksgiving. Pretty much everyone came but not everyone came disease free. My sister (the same one that tried to drown me) comes and tells us she is sick. I dont want anyone getting sick so I ask her to please leave because she is sick. She refuses. I repeated it and then she shoved me to the ground and stomps my face. She proceeds to cough in my face and then calls me a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ dissapointment to my ♥♥♥♥♥♥ family. I have not gotten my flu vaccine since they are out of stock where I live. I am now ill with the flu according to a flu test kit. And now my sister has the audacity to call me and say something. It was not "I am terribly sorry" as you might think and instead its "thats what you get you piece of ♥♥♥♥". I have no idea what to do now that I am sick with the flu without a vaccine.

[Naru]

Every day I wake up to the realization that I LARP as a self-depreciating weeb with an overinflated sense of selfworth on the internet.

And to make matters worse... Very few people ever seem to sense any contradictions in this statement even as the cognitive dissonance from my own fruitless pass time tears me (and the fabric of space and time (as I'm also an eldritch horror LARPer(?))) asunder.