Victimhood Olympics!

[Sir Dookface McFerretballs]

Who here would win in the "Victimhood Olympics"?

Who is the most oppressed and downtrodden of us to take home the gold-plated medal of the OT "Victimhood Olympics"?



I'll start:

I stepped on a Lego once... My foot has never been the same since, and I have ptsd when I see Legos or brick buildings now.

Just typing about those evil over-priced Danish plastic bricks and I'm, like, literally shaking you guys!

[Jej]

I own a Renault Clio.

That alone would at least get me a podium finish on the victimhood olympics.

[76561198356019466]

I had cancer. 😁

[Dom]

I ordered a very juicy pepper steak at a restaurant and they promised that it would come in 15 minutes but it took 23 minutes!

I looked at the clock so I managed to gather evidence of this awful incident.

They said that this was because one of their staff members got sick all of a sudden and had to be taken to the emergency (excuses!).

It ruined our family holiday and kept all of us in starvation. Never again!

I wrote a very well-written and long complaint to the CEO of the company. And you know what they did? Sent me a $20 coupon! How dare they! I was expecting at least $100.

[Lune]

Someone throwed a brick at my leg, when i was 15 i retaliate back

[Sir Dookface McFerretballs]

tiny E eredeti hozzászólása:

I had cancer. 😁

Just regular cancer or, like, super-ultra-mega, turbo-cancer?

There's only one gold-plated medal, can't just give it to everyone that had cancer.

[76561198356019466]

Sir Dookface McFerretballs eredeti hozzászólása:

tiny E eredeti hozzászólása:

I had cancer. 😁

Just regular cancer or like super, ultra, mega, turbo-cancer?

There's only one gold-plated medal can't just give it to everyone that had cancer.

a tumor in each lung

but i posted that with tongue firmly in cheek.
i don't deserve any sympathy for having it, and no congrats for beating it.

i'm not special, and under similar circumstances I believe everyone else here would have come through it just as well as I did, if not better.

[Sir Dookface McFerretballs]

tiny E eredeti hozzászólása:

Sir Dookface McFerretballs eredeti hozzászólása:

Just regular cancer or like super, ultra, mega, turbo-cancer?

There's only one gold-plated medal can't just give it to everyone that had cancer.

a tumor in each lung

You have to compete with all the other cancers then. Though you say "had", so that puts you lower in the Victimhood Olympics list.

I know a guy that has been smoking since the 1960s and is currently 98% cancer and only 2% human.

It's a very competitive field these days.

[tsarac]

I am

Sent my headphones to rma 2 and a half weeks ago. Apparently they prepared a replacement warrant that i need to forward to seller and nobody let me know. I asked "would i wait a year for example if i hadn't called?" and the guy litterally said you would've. FFS i waited 2 weeks call or email or something.

[nextgengranny]

I had nothing in my bag lunch but a PBJ sandwich, an apple or a banana, & a Hostess cupcake all through HS. And sometimes my mom forgot to lightly coat the bread w/ margarine, so that the jelly soaked into the bread, & that sandwich was dry.

[AJOTA]

''You're going to Brazil'' memes doesn't work for me cause I already live in this ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

[kbiz]

I had to use warm Coke with my bourbon last night. And the ice melted faster than normal.

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Jej eredeti hozzászólása:

I own a Renault Clio.

That alone would at least get me a podium finish on the victimhood olympics.

Eh these aren't that bad

[kilésengati]

Jej eredeti hozzászólása:

I own a Renault Clio.

That alone would at least get me a podium finish on the victimhood olympics.

It could be worse, like a base model Dacia.

I own a VW with timing chain issues. xD

[EpirusWarriorμολὼνλαβέ]

Banana Bwead eredeti hozzászólása:

I'm addicted to having money in the bank.

And I really do suffer from withdrawals.

Good job, let the bank use it so they can more money with your money. Park it to the bank, their CEO's will thank you for their bonuses.
Ever heard of Bonds ? How about day trading?

Since you so found of banks ask if they have some CD deals at 10 years in 2% rate of return while the inflation eats anything remaining, so you can have the money parked there forever and make peanuts while they become even richer all while using your money.

[Netaris]

I'll happily lose your "weakling's olympics". :)