Hero Wars Browser Game coming to Steam Soon

[Bad Microsoft, bad!]

Yup. The web-based game you saw all the lying ads for is coming to Steam soon.

https://community.hero-wars.com/post/3327

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QNJykpZJhxo

Actually, probably not. They posted "Live Steam Coming Soon" when referring to their Live STREAM. I'm guessing they're big on typos especially after the "Special Effs" they sent me for Easter.

Update: The webpage now reads "Nature Season Steam is Live"

[Heitor Villa-Lobos]

Is it libre?
Where is the source code managed?

[Bad Microsoft, bad!]

Originally posted by Heitor Villa-Lobos:

Is it libre?
Where is the source code managed?

It's web based. Not sure what's on their servers but it uses a 2D Vector standard from early this millennium that has since been supported by most browsers including Edge, Firefox, Chrome, and Opera and works on most mobile phone via either the app or through a web browser.

Obviously their source code is proprietary.

It is VERY pay to win. Joking about their discord users spending $3000 is responded to with "So what's wrong with that? It's normal." Well, that and a bunch of "Whale" icons from less spendy players.

[crunchyfrog]

Frankly I don't blame them from a business standpoint.

But it is utter cancer as a game.

[Bad Microsoft, bad!]

Originally posted by crunchyfrog:

Frankly I don't blame them from a business standpoint.

But it is utter cancer as a game.

Worst parts is pretty much forcing you to be in an active Guild so you have stay active.. mostly daily.

But then you keep running out of stuff to do anyways. So you often "can't play" when you want to. And "have to" play when you don't.

[Fuki]

good luk with that

[Fuki]

Originally posted by Bad Microsoft, bad!:

Originally posted by Heitor Villa-Lobos:

Is it libre?
Where is the source code managed?

It is VERY pay to win. Joking about their discord users spending $3000 is responded to with "So what's wrong with that? It's normal." Well, that and a bunch of "Whale" icons from less spendy players.

Lmfao?

[Supreme Emperor Lord As Asriel]

If heo wars did come to steam we could be looking at an awesome steam achievements including

Hero Achievements
Quest Achievements
Weapon Achievements
Etc

[Morkonan]

Hero Wars... :/

I want to find one of these devs at a convention.

I want to then follow them around, everywhere, shouting "PLAY HEROESWARDZ" every thirty seconds. I will carry a small loudspeaker, very loud, with me that plays the old sound effects for the Q-Bert coin-op arcade game over and over. You know, that squelchy almost-but-not-quite Mario jump sound? Yeah, that one.

And, I will do this for the entire day, every day that I can find them. I'll even wear the same shirt and stand at the booths of other devs if I can't find them, grabbing those patrons by the lapel and screaming "PLAY HEROODWARKS LOVE ME" straight into their face until I am eventually rendered unconscious from the effort or repeated blows to the head...

If I am thrown out, I will find out where they're eating and get a table next to them and shout "PLAYG HEROESWAREDZES" every thirty seconds until I am bodily thrown out of the restaurant. I will then scream at the top of my lungs that "Hero Wars is the bestest gaem ever, but it likely causes impotence and incontinence" every chance I get.

I will have approximately thirty-eight pounds of cow-dung scratch-and-sniff "PLAE HEGRODOORS" mini-posters delivered to every single room on their floor at the hotel... to build my army of haters.

I will record a woman's giggle on two-hundred and fifty-eleven Audio-Greeting Card insert players. You know, those tiny little digital speaker/disposable players that play a tune or a message when the card is opened? Yeah, those. I will hire people of low repute to plant these in that developer's vent system in their vehicle and in their home, once a month, every month... so all they can't ever escape hearing a tiny little woman laughing at them every #%%#^ day of their %#%^ pathetic, tiny, lives.

If I am eventually arrested, I will meet "Bubba the Love Sponge" in jail and pay his bail on the condition that he wears a Hero Wars shirt and busts into the developer's house in the middle of the night while screaming "PLAY HERDOWARGS" just before he violates a goat in the living room... He'll do easy time in a mental hospital, so it's win/win for Bubba.


Of course, I would do none of these things. Doing these things would be wrong and bad and I don't want to ever do wrong and bad things. Does anyone know if the Hero Wars devs go to conventions, tho?

[Bad Microsoft, bad!]

Originally posted by crunchyfrog:

Frankly I don't blame them from a business standpoint.

But it is utter cancer as a game.

If you have good health insurance, cancer is cheaper.

[Bad Microsoft, bad!]

Originally posted by Supreme Emperor Lord As Asriel:

If heo wars did come to steam we could be looking at an awesome steam achievements including

Hero Achievements
Quest Achievements
Weapon Achievements
Etc

Spend $55,000 achievement.

I know of at least one person who would have gotten that.