I think my dog is possessed by a demon

[Riddley Walker]

I took my dog for a walk at night and before I could notice, he took a dump on a shallow gravestone in this cemetery near my house. I didn't pick it up cause I can't be bothered with those things, its yucky.

Anyway now my dog is constantly growling, can turn his head 360 degrees, and has bright red eyes. Also I think his butt itches because he keeps dragging it on the floor.

I went to a vet and he said he can't help with the demonic possession but he can treat him for ring worms. In my desperation I even raised the idea of putting him to sleep but he said it won't help since even though his soul will be gone the demon will keep his body animated.

I went to a priest in a church in my town but he said they only do human exorcisms and can't exorcise a dog. My dog kept staring at him and growling in a strange language so it was awkward.

Any suggestions? His butt is better but he shoots fire out of it now.

[Yavin Shikanoko]

Ask the priest to help you, bring the dog whisper Cesar Millan to translate the priest's prayers to the dog

[Mina]

Let it be

[Thermal Lance]

Take it as an opportunity to grill some marshmallows

[Phénomènes Mystiques]

Allow Jesus to penetrate the demon dog within.

[DoomsDay]

Originally posted by Riddley Walker:

I took my dog for a walk at night and before I could notice, he took a dump on a shallow gravestone in this cemetery near my house. I didn't pick it up cause I can't be bothered with those things, its yucky.

Anyway now my dog is constantly growling, can turn his head 360 degrees, and has bright red eyes. Also I think his butt itches because he keeps dragging it on the floor.

I went to a vet and he said he can't help with the demonic possession but he can treat him for ring worms. In my desperation I even raised the idea of putting him to sleep but he said it won't help since even though his soul will be gone the demon will keep his body animated.

I went to a priest in a church in my town but he said they only do human exorcisms and can't exorcise a dog. My dog kept staring at him and growling in a strange language so it was awkward.

Any suggestions? His butt is better but he shoots fire out of it now.

[Prinzip]

Go on a journey to Vatican and then write a book about it

[Triple G]

Originally posted by Riddley Walker:

In my desperation I even raised the idea of putting him to sleep but he said it won't help since even though his soul will be gone the demon will keep his body animated.

It´s still worth a try though. There´s nothing to lose, because even if it doesn´t work it wouldn´t change the current situation. Do it. Just - do it.

[TGC> The Games Collector]

Just pay the tribute.

[MinionJoe]

You lost me as "shallow gravestone".

[ZheZleepiest]

show that mf the bullet of 45

[Riddley Walker]

Originally posted by MinionJoe:

You lost me as "shallow gravestone".

I meant it was a low gravestone. My dog is only a chihuahua, he can't poop on a tall gravestone. Cut him some slack.

[MinionJoe]

Originally posted by Riddley Walker:

Originally posted by MinionJoe:

You lost me as "shallow gravestone".

I meant it was a low gravestone. My dog is only a chihuahua, he can't poop on a tall gravestone. Cut him some slack.

Ah, in that case, your dog isn't possessed. It's just a chihuahua being a chihuahua.

Get those worms taken care of though!

[Riddley Walker]

Originally posted by MinionJoe:

Originally posted by Riddley Walker:

I meant it was a low gravestone. My dog is only a chihuahua, he can't poop on a tall gravestone. Cut him some slack.

Ah, in that case, your dog isn't possessed. It's just a chihuahua being a chihuahua.

Get those worms taken care of though!

The worms are gone, he fried them with the cleansing fires of hell.

[AlienTestosterone]

you deserved what you get

[akiuara]

Originally posted by Riddley Walker:

I took my dog for a walk at night and before I could notice, he took a dump on a shallow gravestone in this cemetery near my house. I didn't pick it up cause I can't be bothered with those things, its yucky.

Anyway now my dog is constantly growling, can turn his head 360 degrees, and has bright red eyes. Also I think his butt itches because he keeps dragging it on the floor.

I went to a vet and he said he can't help with the demonic possession but he can treat him for ring worms. In my desperation I even raised the idea of putting him to sleep but he said it won't help since even though his soul will be gone the demon will keep his body animated.

I went to a priest in a church in my town but he said they only do human exorcisms and can't exorcise a dog. My dog kept staring at him and growling in a strange language so it was awkward.

Any suggestions? His butt is better but he shoots fire out of it now.

Maybe your dog evolved into a dark type pokemon.