I'm becoming a father. I am so happy.

[Jozramoth]

:)))))))))))))))

[Abaddon the Despoiler]

Now you can start writing those reviews:

"I'm a 47 year old father,....."

[Electric Cupcake]

Good luck.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wYwylR5WzwY

[secuda]

Congrats .

[Jozramoth]

thank youuu

[EASY PETE]

The father becomes the son and the son becomes the father and the son becomes the grandson and the father becomes the grandfather and the grandfather becomes the grandson and the grandson becomes the great grandfather and the gran

[Sigma957]

Don't ♥♥♥♥ it up.

[Affronter]

Keep the kid off Steam Discussions as long as you can.

Congrats nonetheless. 👍

[Pierce Dalton]

I don't get why but hey, if it makes you happy, good.

[AerSilver ♞]

Make your kid play Diablo 1 and 2 so he can experience Blizzard before it all went so wrong

[Refurbished Cream Cheese]

a 'father' to what exactly? hopefully to a real boy or girl, mehh.

I guess, congrats!!!! good luck have fun don't die

[Belgian Problem]

Originally posted by Poopy Balls:

a 'father' to what exactly? hopefully to a real boy or girl, mehh.

I guess, congrats!!!! good luck have fun don't die

A real boy or girl? Where are you getting the fake ones?

[Morkonan]

Originally posted by You Should Get Diablo 4.:

:)))))))))))))))

Congratulations!

Do not buy hard-soled baby shoes.

Any time your wife rushes into the room and hands you the baby, it is about to discharge massive amounts of bodily fluids and or excrement. I am warning you because here is a significant non-zero probability that she will not. There is also a very good possibility she will do this at least once, on purpose.

Never name a child after any famous person, celebrity, or historical figure.

Congratulations!

[L1qu1dator]

Like that would be something to be happy about.

[WarHeRo]

congrats!!!

[Electric Cupcake]

Originally posted by Belgian Problem:

Originally posted by Poopy Balls:

a 'father' to what exactly? hopefully to a real boy or girl, mehh.

I guess, congrats!!!! good luck have fun don't die

A real boy or girl? Where are you getting the fake ones?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aO5VeUxGyaA&pp=ygUIenBnIGJhYnk%3D

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Z.P.G.