Why does Trump wear a diaper?

[Sandakin]

Isn't that kind of weird?

[permanent name]

multiple kinds of very real esoteric forces can make you poop on a whim.

some of them don't even have reasons, they're just fascinated with you and want you to poop.

[WeeHawky]

He's old. You'll find out.

[dyinggg]

I went through a phase where I had to wear a diaper. Medical reasons. Cherish your youth kids. Don't abuse your bodies.

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Every time he sneezes he sharts himself.

[Hairy Hands Harry]

The older you get, the less you can trust a fart.

[Sandakin]

Oprindeligt skrevet af Weehawky Go Woke Go Broke:

He's old. You'll find out.

Find out what? I won't ♥♥♥♥ my pants when I'm older

[Holografix]

According to Noel Casler who worked on Celebrity Apprentice for six seasons:

"He's incontinent from all the speed, all the Adderall he does, the cocaine that he has done for decades. All that stuff has a laxative effect on your bowels and his are uncontrollable."

Casler said that Trump has been wearing 'diapers since probably the 90s'. Adding that they often had to stop the show in order for Trump to change his diaper, Casler said that Keith Schiller's job was to take Trump offset and wipe him down. "Our nickname for Keith was wet wipes."

Casler added that Trump does it and he almost sits there unaware of it, and one time he saw Ivanka have to kind of go whisper in his ear and then Keith came and took him offstage.

"He would soil himself often after flying into a rage and cursing out the Script Dept because he couldn’t read a word. One time there was the word 'arbitrage' on a cue card and he freaked out and started screaming that the script department was setting him up then very loudly evacuated his bowels and you could smell it."

Former Apprentice Staffer Noel Casler Reveals All
https://www.youtube.com/watch?app=desktop&v=N60ceYRlY2I

[Shepherd]

Trump, Joe, Jill, and Hillary may have started wearing diapers in office, but Justin Trudeau wore blackface. At least twice.Think about it as if you are a real life Canadian. Can I really trust a guy that can just swap races with a bucket of paint?

[ṼṏẌṏḭḊ]

He's saving dinner for his family.

[Y1N9]

Why does Trump wear a diaper? Because he soils himself on the reg. Either that, or he has a weird fetish. Might be both.

[Y1N9]

Ooh, another one then. He might be trying to produce memorabilia for his flock of fans.

[Y1N9]

OK ok, one more. It might be his way of moisturizing.

[Sir Dookface McFerretballs]

Not really. If you've ever interacted with enough old people over their 70s a lot of them wear diapers or "Oppsie Undies".

Hillary and Biden and Bernie all wear diapers from what has been seen over the years as well.

It's pretty normal for boomers and silent-gen politicians to wear diapers after years of talking out of their asses.

[Delta]

I'm in my 30s and I wear a diaper. So what? Chicks dig a guy who is "dependable."

[Axe]

Oprindeligt skrevet af ṼṏẌṏḭḊ:

He's saving dinner for his family.

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